Subject: You can't polish a t....

I'd heard it was shocking... but had no idea of the full horror....

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/sport/mikenorrish/100000092/michael-owen-brochure-turd-polishing-reaps-dubious-rewards
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a sales brochure for a product that everyone knows about? Another triumph of advertisers over idiots. Curiously it doesn't highlight one of his selling points as, "a fool soon parted with his money".

I've heard that it does say, that Owen is cool, good looking. Oh, and that he is an ambassador.

All qualities of a star striker, I wonder why isn't he signed yet.

haha if only he could sore goals too, huh?

i suspect he hopes to follow Shearer into punditry - maybe replace him on his old slots.

i think they should stick him on e-bay to get the best price

2 thoughts...

zoolander?

and what are the odds on a second brochure..."Michael would like to recall...."

Sounds a bit like Viz to me.