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Subject: Crap Jokes

2009-07-18 20:58:35
Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?

There was a restraining order.



Come on lets hear yours..........
2009-07-19 07:34:44
that doesn't make sense. what has a tap and a pasta bowl got to do with straining?

I know you said crap, but at least it should be a joke!




* A woman walks into a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre - so he gave her one. *
2009-07-19 12:07:13
A blonde walks into a bar - ouch.

:|
(edited)
2009-07-19 12:42:34
Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he kneaded a poo.
2009-07-19 13:26:31
Why do cows wear bells? Their horns don't work.
2009-07-19 14:02:33
Ok sorry you didn't understand that bro!


Try this one........

What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!
(edited)
2009-07-19 14:19:55
Intelligent blonde.
2009-07-24 13:08:47
The bad news is that the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Amoebas is shrinking. The good news is that none of the amoebas has lost any of their members.
2009-07-24 13:53:52
plural of amoeba is amoebae...
2009-07-24 14:16:17
I joined in a water fight with some kids the other night in th field behind my house.
I won!
Nobody beats me and my kettle.
2009-07-25 01:08:09
People who want to share their religious views with you never want you to share yours with them.
2009-08-04 19:42:39
The big bad wolf said "I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down". The little pig said "f**k off or I'll sneeze on you"
2009-08-04 21:57:16
A policeman is driving along the road when he gets an urgent message
on his radio telling him there has been a dead body found in an ice
cream van just down the road. He rushes to the scene where he
discovers a man's body, with chocolate flakes up each nostril,
raspberry sauce all over his head, and he is covered from head to toe
in hundreds and thousands.

A puzzled onlooker asks the policeman what he thinks has happened, to
which the policeman replies: "It looks like he's topped himself."
2009-08-04 23:17:54
why did the playground enthusiast cross the road?

to get to the other slide

i claim my prize for worst joke where? ;)
2009-08-05 14:02:56
Statistically, 2 out of 3 little pigs construct their houses out of inferior quality building materials.
2009-08-05 14:57:56
it is averaged that 10 out of 8 people have problems with fractions. ;)