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Subject: Crap Jokes
I've taken up a part time job in a bakery. I knead the dough...
The economic climate has hit us all. Do you get free bread?
Pah, piece of cake! You'll never rise to the occasion!
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Cos its finger lickin' good!
:S
Cos its finger lickin' good!
:S
What do girls and KFC have in common? By time ur done with the breast and the thighs all u have left is a greasy box to put ur bone in.
Lol sadly the only pastry based pun I could come up with (other than the fact you have made me very croissant) was this,
William Penn, the founder and mayor of Philadelphia, had two aunts - Hattie and Sophia - who were skilled in the baking arts. One day, "Big Bill" was petitioned by the citizens of his town because the three bakeries in the town had, during the Revolution, raised the price of pies to the point that only the rich could afford them.
Not wanting to challenge the bakeries directly, he turned to his aunts and asked their advice. But when they had heard the story, the two old ladies were so incensed over the situation that they offered to bake 100 pies themselves, and sell them for 2 cents lower that any of the bakeries were charging.
It was a roaring success. Their pies sold out quickly, and very soon they had managed to bring down the price of all kinds of pastry in Philadelphia.
In fact, even to this very day, their achievements are remembered as
the remarkable Pie rates of Penn's aunts.
William Penn, the founder and mayor of Philadelphia, had two aunts - Hattie and Sophia - who were skilled in the baking arts. One day, "Big Bill" was petitioned by the citizens of his town because the three bakeries in the town had, during the Revolution, raised the price of pies to the point that only the rich could afford them.
Not wanting to challenge the bakeries directly, he turned to his aunts and asked their advice. But when they had heard the story, the two old ladies were so incensed over the situation that they offered to bake 100 pies themselves, and sell them for 2 cents lower that any of the bakeries were charging.
It was a roaring success. Their pies sold out quickly, and very soon they had managed to bring down the price of all kinds of pastry in Philadelphia.
In fact, even to this very day, their achievements are remembered as
the remarkable Pie rates of Penn's aunts.
Oh and I thought about this one whilst writing earlier.
Underwater ophthalmology lens itself to more aqueous humor and cornea puns.
Underwater ophthalmology lens itself to more aqueous humor and cornea puns.
