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Subject: Crap Jokes
A thief stuck a pistol in a man's ribs and said, "Give me your money."
The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said "You cannot do this, I'm an MP!"
The thief said, "In that case, give me my money!"
The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said "You cannot do this, I'm an MP!"
The thief said, "In that case, give me my money!"
Quite an old one this (for the F1 fans)...
Rubens Barichello must be good at MarioKart.
Rubens Barichello must be good at MarioKart.
Paddy was in bed with his missus but he could not sleep because the next door neighbours dog was barking constantly. Enraged by the dogs noise he got out of bed and disapeared downstairs. 10 mins passes before Paddy returns to his missus in bed...
"Where ya been Paddy?" she asks.... "I went over to next doors garden to fetch that feckin noisy dog and put him in our garden, lets see how they bloody like it!"
"Where ya been Paddy?" she asks.... "I went over to next doors garden to fetch that feckin noisy dog and put him in our garden, lets see how they bloody like it!"
sometimes I wonder what my grandfather would think of what I do. He's spent his whole life in the kebab business. He’s buried with all his equipment – he’s probably turning in his grave.
Sheesh. To think he'd be alive if only a suitable donner could've been found.
I know a bit harsh one.
Three vampires enter a pub. They go to the bartender and make their oders.
First vampire says: "give me a big bloody mary". the bartenders gives him one, the vampire drinks it and says "thanks".
Second vamire orders a glass of tomato juice, because he is on a diet.
The third one wants just a cup with boiling hot water.
The bartender is a bit distracted but gives the vampire what he wants. Still, he is astounded, so he asks why did the vampire order boiling water.
The vampire takes out a used tampon and says: "I'll make myself a tea".
Three vampires enter a pub. They go to the bartender and make their oders.
First vampire says: "give me a big bloody mary". the bartenders gives him one, the vampire drinks it and says "thanks".
Second vamire orders a glass of tomato juice, because he is on a diet.
The third one wants just a cup with boiling hot water.
The bartender is a bit distracted but gives the vampire what he wants. Still, he is astounded, so he asks why did the vampire order boiling water.
The vampire takes out a used tampon and says: "I'll make myself a tea".
IF SPARE ribs are spare, how come my local chinese restaurant charges a fortune for them?