Subject: Crap Jokes

I had to explain it to the missus - she still didn't get it, not knowing that the crab claw movement was the universal language for back chat or cheek...

but she did like it when I accentuated the crab movements with a sideways walk...

it is rare that a lady is happy about a guy with accentuated crab movements

I think that was the best joke yet, actually. :)

It was off topic then...even spam!

Yes only crap jokes please!

what's brown and sticky?
- a stick

Dalai Lama goes into a sandwich shop and says, "Make me one with everything."

Why did the baker have brown hands?
He kneaded a poo.

that is really a crap joke...

A little old man goes to the doctor for a complete medical check-up.
After the examination the doctor says, "I'm afraid there are two
problems with your health - which do you want to hear first?"

"Give me the worst first."

"I'm afraid you've got cancer - it's pretty bad and it's spreading
rapidly. There's no treatment available. I'm afraid you don't have
very long to live."

"So, what's the other problem?"

"You've also got Alzheimer's disease."

"Could be worse," the old man says, obviously relieved. "Could be
cancer!"

Some people like to eat frogs’ legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

That`s one of the most stupid joke I have ever heard.

Btw I googled "crap jokes" and the first thing there was mentioned was that crap jokes = british humour
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ha ha ha........

"I bought some steroids, but they have some bad side effects. I've grown an extra penis"
"Anabolic?"
"No, just a penis"

give us an example of estonian humour.. ;)

We Estonians rarely even laugh. There is no such thing as estonian humour.
Last time I laughed about month ago. Didn`t laugh at some joke, a girl tickled me.

However I like British sense of humour. Definitely the best in the world if you can say so.
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Now that IS funny!