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Subject: Crap Jokes

2009-08-20 21:52:46
Well done...And your right it was a crap joke!
2009-08-24 13:06:39
i went to a pants party yesterday......
2009-08-24 13:22:56
did you buy any?
2009-08-25 10:54:35
sty007 is standing for NT...

is this a crap joke or a piece of genius comedy?
2009-08-25 11:02:01
only in the same way that say, Boris Johnson might run for Mayor of London! Imagine if that ever happened!




oh.
2009-08-25 11:20:52
He needs to prove he's not Scottish, so he's standing.
2009-08-25 11:28:30
If everyone in IV votes for him, then he would win.
2009-08-25 11:29:27
I'll vote for him!
2009-08-25 11:30:07
Damn, there goes my vote.
2009-08-25 11:32:21
you are nothing compared to Sty, you are a joke entry, whereas he is, erm, what are you Sty?
2009-08-25 12:12:45
A pigs home?
2009-08-25 22:32:50
A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery."

The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?"

"Just rub toilet paper between them."

Startled the lady asks, "How does that make them bigger?"

"I don't know, but it worked for your ass."
2009-08-25 22:40:47
That joke is so old that God told it to Bob Monkhouse.
2009-08-26 10:36:47
Robert Alan Monkhouse OBE......Died of prostate cancer on 29 December 2003.


So not old and poor taste for you to use that as a joke....
2009-08-26 11:10:23
And talking of jokes.....


Port Vale stunned Sheffield Wednesday to move into the third round as the League Two side claimed an impressive 2-0 success at Vale Park.


I bet you didn't find that one funny!
2009-08-26 11:10:49
poor taste for you to use that

why? because he is dead? that covers A LOT of people!