Subject: Crap Jokes

Oh.

works better when you say it

but still awful
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that's because you didn't put enough a's into traaaaaaator.

There are two cats in a fight, an english one, one two three, and a french one, un deux trois. they had a fight. who won?



The english cat, as the un deux trois cat sank!

(boo!)

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whats that mean?

*tumbleweed*

thats what it was.
how do you turn high contrast off? brother has put it on my laptop and i cant get rid of it.

it's that big red button on the side I think.

Is it too early to ask if Whopie Goldberg has seen Patrick Swayze?

Not if you think dying of cancer is funny.

i think the image of patrick & MJ teaching eachother dance moves is quite funny. not sure how it ended up in my head but that's ok. it made me smile.

This says nothing......Sorry crap joke!

What's got 6 legs, is green and brown and if it jumped out a tree it would kill you?

A snooker table.

lol

Well done mate...That was a crap joke!

Glad you liked it, friend tells me loads of stupid 1s. Such as...

Why did the little girl fall off her pram?

Because someone threw a fridge at her.

Not as good but same ball park :-P