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Subject: Karma and a plague of lady-birds
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We went to Cromer on Tuesday to find that the whole town has been besieged by a plague of lady-birds. I think they are trying to take over the flowerbeds there to use as a a base for their key objective, which seems to be to take over the world ! Luckily, the wind was quite high, and the ladybirds were quite disorganised, landing on people and getting flicked or stood upon.
The whole thing put me in mind of this.
Now, my question is, walking through Cromer I must have been responsible for the deaths or maimings of, um, carry the 2, say about 1,500 ladybirds. Will this effect my karma ? Do Buddhists or whoever follows Karmic doctrine avoid plagues of insects, like, well, the plague ? Am I destined to return as a pre-squashed or pre-flicked ladybird ?
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The whole thing put me in mind of this.
Now, my question is, walking through Cromer I must have been responsible for the deaths or maimings of, um, carry the 2, say about 1,500 ladybirds. Will this effect my karma ? Do Buddhists or whoever follows Karmic doctrine avoid plagues of insects, like, well, the plague ? Am I destined to return as a pre-squashed or pre-flicked ladybird ?
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dylanos is the resident expert here i feel. A vague story about a ladybird; I was in scotland a few weeks ago for oxford's pre-season "tour" (yeah, i know) and on the way back a ladybird, whom we named frank, decided to come all the way home with us in the car. I can't remember what happened to him now, i don't recall stopping off in Cromer...
My boss reported the same situation in Great Yarmouth at the weekend.
I think you will both be reincarnated as aphids.
I think you will both be reincarnated as aphids.
My girlfriend's brother went up to Scotland for that too. I wonder if you know him.
Do I get a prize for making tangental references to two posts in a row, or does it have to be 3 before I get a knackersack pencil?
Do I get a prize for making tangental references to two posts in a row, or does it have to be 3 before I get a knackersack pencil?
perhaps it was not your karma being played out at all but that of the ladybirds
Yeah, that's what they get for eating all the green-fly, greedy bastards.
Sadly I didn't have a decent camera with me, but there were thousands of ladybird corpses on the pavements, they made a crunchy sound when you walked on them, it was pretty gross.
This from China Daily (who I assume got it from associated press)
An onlooker revealed: "It was quite horrific. I have never seen anything like this in my entire life. Ladybirds filled the air and covered cars and pavements like carpets. There were hundreds upon thousands of them. It ruined our visit.
"My elderly grandmother was reluctant to get out of the car as there was absolutely no escape from them."
When was the last time you saw a carpet cover a car ?
An onlooker revealed: "It was quite horrific. I have never seen anything like this in my entire life. Ladybirds filled the air and covered cars and pavements like carpets. There were hundreds upon thousands of them. It ruined our visit.
"My elderly grandmother was reluctant to get out of the car as there was absolutely no escape from them."
When was the last time you saw a carpet cover a car ?
It's the same over in Sheringham. Was there about a week and a half ago and constantly flicking them away!
My girlfriend's brother went up to Scotland for that too. I wonder if you know him.
Potentially. I think about 200 went and i "know" a fair few of them from travelling regularly.
He wasn't the one that went up on a moped was he?
Potentially. I think about 200 went and i "know" a fair few of them from travelling regularly.
He wasn't the one that went up on a moped was he?
I understand that if a ladybird lives a sinful life he/she comes back as a Naaaarch fan.
Ha, no I don't expect so - that would impede his drinking.
Yep. * sigh *.
Only another 135 points to play for in this league. And lose...
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Only another 135 points to play for in this league. And lose...
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