Subject: Best Player

Who is the highest valued player/most superdivined player in existence?

Number 1 in Poland currently is English !

1. Ahmed Leggett Jastrzębie Fire 3 103 499 £

Yay!.
Is that the No. 1 player tho?

Definitely the best GK. The best midfielder was Kazimierz Kluska[PL], now the best mid might be David Manuel Fernandez Bonillo[ESP]. The best striker is mine Enzo Deroo[BEL].

No idea who is the best defender though.

Problem with strikers that there are too many far too similar (3x divine with super divines). Best player in SK in terms of most skills would always be a midfielder.

Yeah it's a shame that you can train a 3x divine...would've been much more fun if it was harder, or even impossible. More possibilites...

Oi! I don't come into freestyle england to see questions about sokker!

And the award for least likely forum policeman goes to...

...norwichcitynil struggles to open the big gold envelope.....


.....the camera zoons in to the exhumed body of michael jackson all in his splendor wearing that dinner jacket and bow tie, move to show former nottingham forest lazy winger, ian woan, then zooms in on a slightly squashed worm, before panning towards woppa. Woppa sits in his chair trying to look like he doesn't care if he wins the award and makes the "I will be extremely surprised if I do so" face....

..norwichcitynil clears his throat....

The late Michael Jackson !

Woppa slumps in his chair, and is seemed to mutter what looks like the word "balls", before spotting the camera on him, putting on a fake smile and clapping politely.

An uncomfortable silence descends following 2 minutes of clapping when it appears that Michael is unlikely to be able to collect his prize himself.

Woppa sees his chance... He jumps up onto the stage, does a quick Jarvis Cocker to Michael, then grabs the trophy from NCN, and as quick as a flash he runs off cackling evilly...
(edited)

Oh, no, wait, sorry, Michael is the runner up...

The winner is Ian Woan ! Go on Ian, catch Woppa...

Ian ?

Ian ?!?!?!?

As if he could catch anyone...

I'll set them up....

Anyhow, woppa will be pleased, because we have totally woppa'd this thread....

And I should know better...

Yes you should, Mr Global Head of Strategy ... ;)