Subject: Does someone speak Italian?

Hi, I look for someone who speaks Italian to translate two sentences of job in English.

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what are the sentences ? Ermejo (NT Coach) is an Italian in England, and Jaize can speak Italian, but is in Peru at the moment.
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I speak roman which infact is far superior to italian being the slang of the eternal city!

A romanaccio!

All Hail Ermejo Caesar !

Any chance of a salad ?

LOL

so roman is proper language, like those dirty southeners use, and italian is like chav language? ;)