Subject: Basingstoke in SNOW

please tell me you ended up wearing the kebab :-D

p.s i've got some pretty good meds for back problems drop by and i'll hook you up

i was walking home tonight and my entire road was covered in about half an inch of ice, every time i took a step it creaked, one car nearly spun off and was only going around 10-15mph. Dont really fancy all the journeying tomorrow now.

ahh just im typing this the news has said the roads in lincolnshire are the worst in the country with 40 crashes today :\

Don't the Poles eat gulls for Christmas dinner? ;-)

That's the reason of my astonishment - they were still flying, not...frying!

No word of a lie, it was held firm, which would probably explain why my back took the full force! Feeling OK now though, cheers.

Just got out of my room (grounded) after being 'apprehended' by the police for 'loutish and dangerous' behaviour - A stick fight down my woods - wooden tag, basically. Eh?

A wooden tag? How are they meant to track you with that?

with a police dog.

No - they said - violent behavior - it was - tag with sticks. Nanny stating goes over the top -_-.

yes. it was a joke dognut - if you throw a stick...

do keep up young man! ;-)

funny, i thought perhaps dj was delivering a punchline-feed with a Jack Dee face and you were nailing the punchline. oh well, stupidity is also amusing i guess ;-)

edit. hang on, is jaize calling lostprophet a dognut or calling doh nut jimmy "dognut"?


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my bad. I had assumed that it was dognut, but no, lostprophet is the evil culprit.

dognut, please pass the hat with the big D over...

If you throw a stick it can
A) hit someone
B) hit something
C) Get you arrested under todays nanny stating.

seems unfair, in high winds trees are dropping sticks all the time.
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The nanny state are forbidden to chop down repeat offenders by bill oddie

in that case, next time have an Oddie fight.