Subject: Bad Christmas gifts

they are very good for fishing in cold days ;)

I thought you Scots just take a scotch then ;)
Well have to say to that, that I hardly ever feel cold and if I do, then surely such a sissy pocket warmer would not help :D

agreed - if you can bear it the best thing to do is just stick your hand down your chookies and that will warm your hands up. Problem is your chookies arent too happy for the first 5 mins

what have my chickens get to do with this?

I got one of these.

It's...a fist.

etc.

A very thoughtful gift for you. Which flavour lube came with it?

if it was an iron one i would send it back immediately

I love you Rogi!


(can you release my family now please?)

a necklace

I am sure a tunafish in a necklace would look quite chic actually...

I don't want to harpoon or whale on about this but are you shore he meant that and not a pearl one? Stop sharking him.

Oh dear Dognut, I knew there was something fishy about you! My Cod! If you keep carping on you will give me a haddock...

Boo!