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Subject: Battrick

2008-01-21 17:16:20
Not really - if I was doing well, the clients wouldn't be moaning about their free services.
2008-01-21 17:18:49
badly done.
2008-01-21 17:20:49
Actually, it's not all my fault - My boss thinks he can single-handedly re-organise the entire American Auto-Recycling Industry free of charge from his house.
2008-01-21 17:25:37
How very altruistic of him! Is the company called " Make Rubbish History"? That would have got him a knighthood...
2008-01-21 17:26:11
"Make our company history" more like...
2008-01-22 13:56:39
YP time, kids:

Wes Prag (1723895)


RH Batsman, RH Spin Bowler, respectable batting form, respectable bowling form, fresh
A defensive player with mediocre leadership skills and worthless experience.

Plays For: Pboranjing CC
Nationality: England
Age: 17 Years Old
Battrick Rating: 3,943
Wages: £431 p/w
Stamina: mediocre Wicket Keeping: worthless
Batting: mediocre Concentration: worthless
Bowling: worthless Consistency: worthless
Fielding: competent
2008-01-22 14:03:39
Warren Pilkington (1723903)


RH Batsman, RM Bowler, respectable batting form, respectable bowling form, fresh
A defensive player with proficient leadership skills and worthless experience.

Plays For: Wolves
Nationality: England
Age: 17 Years Old
Battrick Rating: 4,096
Wages: £964 p/w
Stamina: woeful Wicket Keeping: worthless
Batting: respectable Concentration: feeble
Bowling: woeful Consistency: worthless
Fielding: woeful

hopefully he sells for a few bob.
2008-01-22 14:07:27
Where're the rest of your ITS?
2008-01-22 14:20:07
12 on batting, 9 on conc, 4 on fitness, 5 on fielding and 5 on bowling.
2008-01-22 14:21:08
You've been relatively unlucky on the other skills, then.
2008-01-22 14:24:24
He was probably all worthless, barring batting.
2008-01-22 15:06:12
12 batting, 12 concentration, 0 bowling, 0 consistency, 6 fielding, and 4 stamina gives me this...

Kelly Burke (1723992)


RH Batsman, RH Spin Bowler, respectable batting form, respectable bowling form, fresh
A cautious player with woeful leadership skills and abysmal experience.

Plays For: Garboldisham Casuals
Nationality: England
Age: 17 Years Old
Battrick Rating: 5,406
Wages: £1,008 p/w
Stamina: woeful Wicket Keeping: worthless
Batting: mediocre Concentration: mediocre
Bowling: respectable Consistency: worthless
Fielding: feeble

And he's got a girls' name too. Rubbish.
2008-01-22 15:40:08
I'm gonna pull mine tonight, anyone want to tell me if it is worth trying for a 20year old?
2008-01-22 16:10:37
Ask the wife ;)
2008-01-22 16:13:24
I just signed up for this game.

I have no idea about the rules of cricket.

Any tips for a beginner?
2008-01-22 16:25:39
> a duck is out for nought and not a quacking animal
> if it rains it's a draw

That's all i know.