Subject: Battrick

forgot about the game there lol too busy bashing the convicts
End of Over 14: 63-0, runrate=4.50, reqrunrate=3.19 (177-10)
Ryan 2-0-7-0
Cook* 37 (43 balls)
Gilks 26 (41 balls)

cruising

won on friday gilks left on 96*
lost in teh cup by 2 runs despite both openers hitting centuries
gilks has the most centuries in england and the 6th most runs :D love it

115.6 . Zibonele to Reeves
Zibonele bowls a blistering ball, and Reeves swings at it with one hand! Chuckles all around, the umpire shaking his head the whole time.
115.5 . Zibonele to Reeves
Zibonele strays down the leg side. Reeves tries to work the ball fine but misses.
115.4 W Zibonele to Wardley
OUT! Zibonele bowls a good length ball to Wardley who gets a big outside edge to Walters who dives and takes a stunning catch! Well played!
115.3 W Zibonele to Coyne
Defensive shot by Coyne goes terribly wrong. The ball flicks the outside edge and goes through to Walters for an easy catch.
115.2 W Zibonele to Bullock
OUT! Zibonele bowls a good length ball to Bullock who gets a big outside edge to Walters who dives and takes a stunning catch! Well played!
115.1 . Zibonele to Bullock
It might be a few my overs before Zibonele gets his drink. The 12th man appears to have got distracted my a rather voluptuous brunette in crowd. Zibonele mops his brow and trudges back to his mark.

Woo! Hattrick city.

anyone got any idea what this guy is worth. I'm thinking of buying but I have no idea if the price is right

Age: 23 Years Old
Battrick Rating: 24,337
Wages: £8,913 p/w

Stamina: competent Wicket Keeping: worthless
Batting: remarkable Concentration: strong
Bowling: abysmal Consistency: abysmal
Fielding: mediocre

id say around 5/6mill

really?! I have a bloke better than that! Cool!

i have 2 better :P
from what ive gathered proficients are going for 800/1mill
strongs 1/1.5
superbs 2/2.5
qualitys 3.5/4.5
remarkables 5/6
wonderfuls 7/8

all really dpends on secondaries and whos bidding

Me too. 18 yrs old.

Prof Woe
Str Comp
Resp Comp
Superb


That didn't post as well as I should have liked.

No real idea WTF cricketball is about anyway. 6 points for each ovary and a homey if you noball a lowball to the silly guy on the sticky wicky.
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my 20 yr old
wonderful bat
sn to be wonderful bowl
wonderful cons
strong conc
prof field
superb stamina :D
+ my main man gilks has the 6th most runs in england and the most centuries in the world this season :D

I got him for 5.1mil- I may be suffering from buyers remorse now

seems like a reasonable price imo

yes, but I have no money now - I may have got carried away.
Oh, well I intend to sell a bowler soon

i need a bowler
is he any good?

He's pretty useful
age 26 - competent experience
Stamina: strong Wicket Keeping: abysmal
Batting: competent Concentration: proficient
Bowling: quality Consistency: superb
Fielding: strong

11 overs total. Lasted less time than me having sex:

And that's the end of the match. Pboranjing CC won by 10 wickets.
Ian Beale CC 18-10
Pboranjing CC 22-0

bragging again