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Subject: Battrick

2008-07-26 15:43:02
bragging again
2008-07-28 11:10:47
No, I just really struggle to get my trousers off, and I'm including that as foreplay.
2008-08-01 23:06:36
next time whilst engaging in that activity, to prolong the experience, say out the england football team in your mind, it works.
2008-08-02 13:02:55
I only ever get as far as Seaman.
2008-08-02 13:05:53
13.6 W Groves to Mckinlay
A beautiful reverse swinger by Groves has left Mckinlay's bat swinging at thin air. Middle stump takes off like a rocket and hits Walters in the leg. Ouch. Or, should I say, Out-ch. Sorry, I'll get my coat.
13.5 W Groves to Weighton
Weighton wafts outside the off stump and produces a thick edge straight into the gloves of the waiting Walters.
13.4 . Groves to Weighton
Played carefully into the covers and no run.
13.3 1 Groves to Ballard
Ballard plays it with soft hands into the off side. He hesitates for a moment but is called through for a quick single.
13.2 W Groves to Garvey
There's an appeal... Got him! The umpire raises the finger as Groves points to the pavilion.
13.1 W Groves to Vermaak
He's waving his bat as if he's a magician trying to stop the bails from looping up in the air. Well bowled by Groves.


That'll do to wrap the innings up.

I've only gone and qualified for the knockout bit :o

Didn't expect that at all.
2008-08-02 20:50:55
and me with a perfect 7.was expecting a hard game today as i played the only other unbeaten team in the league
but knock off the 40 odd runs in 4.4overs
2008-08-03 22:12:14
i get to lescott, then i just stop and lose my momentum altogether unfortunately
2008-08-04 12:40:26
He'd put you off your stroke, and no mistake. Maybe we should be thinking of the Italian XI or something instead. The English aren't exactly hotties.
2008-08-04 14:41:40
er, isn't that slightly, er...
2008-08-04 18:31:13
no, id rather think about pirlo's wonderful hair than lescott's elephant lump
2008-08-04 23:16:44
you lot are wierd. and weak too. it's the aussie beach volloeyball team for me all the way.
2008-08-05 11:59:12
Male or female?
2008-08-05 13:56:23
male, obviously.

like durrrr.
2008-08-05 17:12:46
Best two batsmen failed, relatively speaking, not converting their fifties to hundreds. Third best bat chipped in with a nearly run-a-ball double ton. Good work, fella!

End of Over 87 (10 runs). Pboranjing CC: 556-4, runrate=6.39
Thysse 19-0-113-2
Pace* 41 (46 balls)
Mooney 221 (222 balls)


Declared, and get fifteen or so overs to bowl at them now :)
2008-08-05 23:23:11
of course
2008-08-06 10:23:50
How much should I put this geezer up for sale for?

Plays For: Jaize Angels
Nationality: England
Age: 20 Years Old
Battrick Rating: 27,979 (+1433)
Wages: £4,440 p/w
Stamina: competent Wicket Keeping: superb
Batting: proficient Concentration: strong
Bowling: worthless Consistency: competent
Fielding: abysmal
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