Subject: Battrick

How much should I put this geezer up for sale for?

Plays For: Jaize Angels
Nationality: England
Age: 20 Years Old
Battrick Rating: 27,979 (+1433)
Wages: £4,440 p/w
Stamina: competent Wicket Keeping: superb
Batting: proficient Concentration: strong
Bowling: worthless Consistency: competent
Fielding: abysmal
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Dunno, I've never really indulged in the TM.

End of Over 20 (Maiden). Ginger Giants: 14-8, runrate=0.70 (1st Inn: 28-10)
Trail by 514 runs. (Pboranjing CC 556-4 dec)

Should win that shortly.

Dunno, I've never really indulged in the TM.

...anywhere, ever. :)

It's not my scene, man.

I blame Guitar Hero for this californication of your speech.

I blame old animated "learn to swim" ads.

You must be old, or I must be forgetful. I don't remember those !

Before the Rolf Harris one.

There was a Rolf Harris one ?

and who's rolf harris?

Rolf Harris is the most popular artist of the 20th century i'll have you know.

was he the one that played the green duck?

No, that was Howard. And he was the green duck.

wasn't that Shakin' Stevens?

No, that was the green door.

Oh I see, "I wanna be an American Idiot..."