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Subject: Battrick
Been playing quite a bit of cricket this year and we've got one bowler who never stops with the chat to the batsmen when he's bowling. And EVERY match he says in a thick Yorkshire accent "I'll put a bell on it. See if you can play that." Every frigging match. So we're having a sweepstake on it for our next match.
I'll be attempting the quadruple, as I do every season. I'll fail in probably all four, as I do every season.
explain to him his bowling will improve greatly if he can, "put it on his bellend" instead.
I might, if it gets toward the 64th ball (where I'd win) and he hasn't said it.
if you can finnish the match early, you can have extra fun time with that said bellend.
what do reckon to this for an over?
End of Over 19: 153-8, runrate=8.05
Norris 4-1-22-6
Sayce* 0 (5 balls)
Cavanagh 0 (0 balls)
Last Wicket: Daniel c. Hunt b. Norris 0 (FOW: 153/8)
18.6 W Norris to Daniel
Hunt tracks that lofted drive as it sails over his head and catches it in front of the cheering punters at the long on boundary.
18.5 W Norris to Claassens
Mistimed pull, lot of height but no distance. Tshepo could have had a cup of tea while he waited for that one.
18.4 . Norris to Claassens
Outside off, keeps low and goes under the bottom edge.
18.3 W Norris to Hoyte
Middle stump removed! Hoyte shaped up for an ill-advised sweep and was yorked.
18.2 W Norris to Cameron
A lapse of concentration and Street has stolen his bails whilst Cameron crept forwards out of the crease.
18.1 W Norris to Lescott
Lescott plays the perfect forward defence down the wrong line and loses his off stump! Great bowling from Norris.
End of Over 19: 153-8, runrate=8.05
Norris 4-1-22-6
Sayce* 0 (5 balls)
Cavanagh 0 (0 balls)
Last Wicket: Daniel c. Hunt b. Norris 0 (FOW: 153/8)
18.6 W Norris to Daniel
Hunt tracks that lofted drive as it sails over his head and catches it in front of the cheering punters at the long on boundary.
18.5 W Norris to Claassens
Mistimed pull, lot of height but no distance. Tshepo could have had a cup of tea while he waited for that one.
18.4 . Norris to Claassens
Outside off, keeps low and goes under the bottom edge.
18.3 W Norris to Hoyte
Middle stump removed! Hoyte shaped up for an ill-advised sweep and was yorked.
18.2 W Norris to Cameron
A lapse of concentration and Street has stolen his bails whilst Cameron crept forwards out of the crease.
18.1 W Norris to Lescott
Lescott plays the perfect forward defence down the wrong line and loses his off stump! Great bowling from Norris.
how about this from my last over!?
W Bwalya to Mensing
Going, going... oh, I say! Gone! Didn't quite have the legs and Gilbert takes it in the deep. Smiles all round.
19.5 W Bwalya to Hurdle
Caught! A brilliant diving catch on the boundary at fine leg by Ghoshdashtidar! That pull shot looked like it was going for six but Ghoshdashtidar somehow managed to cling on!
19.4 W Bwalya to Winner
If catches win matches, that effort has to win him something more. I don't think I've seen a better return catch.
19.3 1 Bwalya to Jepson
Jepson pushes it firmly down the ground and Bwalya will be wondering where his mid off went.
19.2 2 Bwalya to Jepson
Short of a good length delivery, Jepson puts the depth of the crease to good use and wafts it away to deep mid wicket for a brace.
19.1 W Bwalya to Rose
A little bit of away movement, a slightly ill-judged straight push, and Moses takes the catch.
W Bwalya to Mensing
Going, going... oh, I say! Gone! Didn't quite have the legs and Gilbert takes it in the deep. Smiles all round.
19.5 W Bwalya to Hurdle
Caught! A brilliant diving catch on the boundary at fine leg by Ghoshdashtidar! That pull shot looked like it was going for six but Ghoshdashtidar somehow managed to cling on!
19.4 W Bwalya to Winner
If catches win matches, that effort has to win him something more. I don't think I've seen a better return catch.
19.3 1 Bwalya to Jepson
Jepson pushes it firmly down the ground and Bwalya will be wondering where his mid off went.
19.2 2 Bwalya to Jepson
Short of a good length delivery, Jepson puts the depth of the crease to good use and wafts it away to deep mid wicket for a brace.
19.1 W Bwalya to Rose
A little bit of away movement, a slightly ill-judged straight push, and Moses takes the catch.