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Subject: Jobs
Don't know why exactly, but suddenly had a strong urge to rewatch 'Airplane' for the 200th time...
I have to ask, how did you get into the generic shreddies business?
I transferred is from the Somerfield Own-brand Weetabix zone, thanks to my good performance, they offered me the Shreddies opportunity. Tusly I never looked back.
My degree in Media Studies is extremely useful in my current role as 'Not quite Shreddies quality control guy'. I read the paper a lot.
My degree in Media Studies is extremely useful in my current role as 'Not quite Shreddies quality control guy'. I read the paper a lot.
Data Services Manager at a medical research company.
Upsides - selling my soul to big pharma pays well and I don't have to inject bunnies.
Downside - people think I inject bunnies.
I'm actually quite fond of rabbits. I even had one once until the neighbours ate it.
Upsides - selling my soul to big pharma pays well and I don't have to inject bunnies.
Downside - people think I inject bunnies.
I'm actually quite fond of rabbits. I even had one once until the neighbours ate it.
Woo for medical research!
I wish I did experiments on animals. That sounds so cool.
The most fun thing I do with animals is throw shreddies to the rats in the factory.
I wish I did experiments on animals. That sounds so cool.
The most fun thing I do with animals is throw shreddies to the rats in the factory.
Are you on a oneman mission to stop people eating generic Shreddies ?
If people stop eating shreddies and I'm out of a job. It will be back to putting grit in the Weetabix for me.
Barman, until i can be arsed to do a real job again.
Upsides: I'm in the pub all the time, and people constantly buy me drinks.
Downsides: Minimum wage, and 72monsta drinks in the pub i work in
Upsides: I'm in the pub all the time, and people constantly buy me drinks.
Downsides: Minimum wage, and 72monsta drinks in the pub i work in
considering the ammout of time you spend online here at Sokker, is fair to say that the lack of air crashes in your zone is a combination of pilot skill, pure coinsidence, and blind luck? Or are you secretly french and therefore always on strike anyway?
'The most fun thing I do with animals is throw shreddies to the rats in the factory.'
only fair, since sometimes rats get thrown into the shreddies
only fair, since sometimes rats get thrown into the shreddies
I'm an environmental scientist for the health protection agency. Environmental public health, essentially, i.e. everything that isn't the infectious disease side of things.
Downsides:
Beaurocracy
Having to explain things to medics
Getting asked a mad variety of unanswerable questions all the time about what risks things pose to people's health
Providing support in acute chemical incidents: it's stressful
Beaurocracy
Upsides:
Well paid
No two days the same, and it's interesting stuff, on the whole
Downsides:
Beaurocracy
Having to explain things to medics
Getting asked a mad variety of unanswerable questions all the time about what risks things pose to people's health
Providing support in acute chemical incidents: it's stressful
Beaurocracy
Upsides:
Well paid
No two days the same, and it's interesting stuff, on the whole
What would happen if i stuck the contents of bottle of bleach up my rectum?
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