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Subject: Jobs

2007-03-05 22:42:50
Don't know why exactly, but suddenly had a strong urge to rewatch 'Airplane' for the 200th time...
2007-03-06 02:08:19
Scum!
2007-03-06 02:22:22
I have to ask, how did you get into the generic shreddies business?
2007-03-06 02:52:56
I transferred is from the Somerfield Own-brand Weetabix zone, thanks to my good performance, they offered me the Shreddies opportunity. Tusly I never looked back.

My degree in Media Studies is extremely useful in my current role as 'Not quite Shreddies quality control guy'. I read the paper a lot.
2007-03-06 15:02:00
Data Services Manager at a medical research company.

Upsides - selling my soul to big pharma pays well and I don't have to inject bunnies.

Downside - people think I inject bunnies.
I'm actually quite fond of rabbits. I even had one once until the neighbours ate it.
2007-03-06 19:22:12
What don't you have to inject bunnies into?
2007-03-06 19:55:06
Woo for medical research!

I wish I did experiments on animals. That sounds so cool.

The most fun thing I do with animals is throw shreddies to the rats in the factory.
2007-03-06 21:15:15
Are you on a oneman mission to stop people eating generic Shreddies ?
2007-03-06 23:07:47
If people stop eating shreddies and I'm out of a job. It will be back to putting grit in the Weetabix for me.
2007-03-07 10:01:25
Barman, until i can be arsed to do a real job again.

Upsides: I'm in the pub all the time, and people constantly buy me drinks.

Downsides: Minimum wage, and 72monsta drinks in the pub i work in
2007-03-07 10:04:33
considering the ammout of time you spend online here at Sokker, is fair to say that the lack of air crashes in your zone is a combination of pilot skill, pure coinsidence, and blind luck? Or are you secretly french and therefore always on strike anyway?
2007-03-07 11:52:45
'The most fun thing I do with animals is throw shreddies to the rats in the factory.'

only fair, since sometimes rats get thrown into the shreddies
2007-03-07 14:22:32
I'm an environmental scientist for the health protection agency. Environmental public health, essentially, i.e. everything that isn't the infectious disease side of things.

Downsides:

Beaurocracy
Having to explain things to medics
Getting asked a mad variety of unanswerable questions all the time about what risks things pose to people's health
Providing support in acute chemical incidents: it's stressful
Beaurocracy

Upsides:

Well paid
No two days the same, and it's interesting stuff, on the whole
2007-03-07 15:02:19
What would happen if i stuck the contents of bottle of bleach up my rectum?
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2007-03-07 15:03:49
Nothing much, you would be all white...
2007-03-07 17:02:27
lol classic.