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You wouldn't be successful in your audition to appear on the Domestos advert.
Cillit Bang might have you though; it would have to be on after the watershed mind: "See this ringpiece? Good as new!"
Cillit Bang might have you though; it would have to be on after the watershed mind: "See this ringpiece? Good as new!"
No more project management, back to home soil, media analyst starting next week. I hated my job so much I gladly accepted the nice pay-cut for the three-month probation.[clown]
what does a media analyst do - watch telly ?
Quantitative and qualitative analysis of - mostly written in my case - media content. What I'm gonna do is tell companies how much their PR activity is worth compared to their ads.
PR activity - is that like running up and down a high street in a silly lions costume handing out flyers ? Cos I think the ads would be worth more in that situation.
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Sadly promotion is a part of the public relations repertoire and as a consequence there will always be persons who deliberately confuse the abbreviation with the acronym.
Following your train of thought though, yes and yes are my answers. If there was press coverage of this man running up and down a high street in a silly lions costume it'd relate to my job. Since this is highly unlikely I'd advise ads instead. How's the telephone business going?[;))]
Following your train of thought though, yes and yes are my answers. If there was press coverage of this man running up and down a high street in a silly lions costume it'd relate to my job. Since this is highly unlikely I'd advise ads instead. How's the telephone business going?[;))]
You want a bit of viral marketing, does wonders for any firm that. Does your client's wife hate your client ? You could always get her to slag him off for a bit on an email, say he's crap in bed or something, and then send it to all his customers. Sure, there'd be a donw-turn in business in the short-term while all the customers are giggling, but long-term everyone would remember the company.
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aye. if you can get them to string it out with a messy, expensive and public divorce, the blokes company will live on long after he does. Especially after he picks up a 20 year old from a local club while not taking his heart pills.
Is there a blind obvious reason none of you are saying the actual company you work for?
I work in finance for a mobile phone distribution company.
Upsides:
> flexible, i turn up to work between 15-30 minutes late daily and nothing happens
> due to staff turnaround, i am the most experienced in my department out of 6 and i've been at the company 18 months
> the above could shortly lead to a pay rise
Downsides:
> the pay is poor, unsatisfactory, even tragic (see what i did there?)
> the workload is enormous.
> my boss sucks.
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I work in finance for a mobile phone distribution company.
Upsides:
> flexible, i turn up to work between 15-30 minutes late daily and nothing happens
> due to staff turnaround, i am the most experienced in my department out of 6 and i've been at the company 18 months
> the above could shortly lead to a pay rise
Downsides:
> the pay is poor, unsatisfactory, even tragic (see what i did there?)
> the workload is enormous.
> my boss sucks.
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