Subject: How would you fair as a sokker player?

Just wondering how you would rate yourself on the sokker abilities?

I think i would be:

Ben Cross, age: 23

hopeless stamina, average keeper
hopeless pace, unsatisfactory defender
tragic technique, hopeless playmaker
poor passing, tragic striker

Based on the fact excellent is the best skill a youth player can have and imo would represent the very best conference level players.

How good would you be?
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Vivski, age: 23

unsatisfactory stamina, hopeless keeper
poor pace, hopeless defender
tragic technique, weak playmaker
poor passing, unsatisfactory striking

jpk030876, 30

Tragic stamina, tragic keeper
poor pace, poor defender
poor technique, weak playmaker
weak passing, poor striking
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NorwichCityNil, *cough*34*cough*

tragic stamina, good keeper
tragic pace, poor defender
solid technique, good playmaker
tragic passing, adequate striking

totally unfit, but ok at keepy uppy and been known to score the odd peach of a goal in kick-abouts on the rec or 5 a side games.
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Great thread, we had something similar in Eesti for some time ago.

Solid stamina, tragic keeper
excellent pace, average defender
weak technique, average playmaker
average passing, average striking

Imo I am pretty fast and my stamina is great:)

kipper88, 23

I play quite regularly so

v.good stamina, unsatisfactory keeper
good pace, v.good defending
average technique, adequate playmaking
good passing, solid striking

not a bad player worth a 100k I think

I still play football, indoors though nowadays, 3 to 4 times a week. So:

Shadow Man, age 21

adequate stamina, tragic keeper
adequate pace, weak defending
excellent technique, very good playmaking
excellent passing, adequate striking

mr_gibbage, 22

solid stamina, weak keeper
hopeless pace, unsatisfactory defending
hopeless tech, hopeless playmaking
hopeless passing, unsatisfactory striker (mostly because of my uncanny ability to be ace at penalties)

As you can see, my skills at football are unbeatable.

Jim Stewart-Evans, 25

tragic stamina, tragic keeper
average pace, very good defending
unsatisfactory tech, hopeless playmaking
hopeless passing, tragic striker

Defender born and bred (i.e. aggressive but not very skillful). Used to play Sunday league and a fair bit of 5-a-side, but not recently - too much boozing and smoking means the stamina is shot.

Will Gray, 22 (just about - april 4th)

solid stamina, weak keeper
weak pace, average defending
hopeless tech, hopeless playmaking
weak passing, weak striker

Tended to play in defence, generally quite good at penalties and sometimes played in goal. No real technique or anything :)

hostaal, 25

hopeless stamina, poor keeper
hopeless pace, unsatisfactory defending
poor tech, poor playmaking
average passing, adequate striker

i can shoot. and i can pass with both feet. can't run or head, and have no stamina though. seldom played in goal.

Jaize, 38

adequate stamina, adequate keeper
outstanding pace, average defending
adequate tech, adequate playmaking
good passing, adequate striker

Played for Kent as a nipper and can still run the 100m under 13seconds (way off my best though). I used to play as a fairly decent winger, but now play a midfield general role, quite like to play between the sticks though...

Played for Kent as a nipper and can still run the 100m under 13seconds (way off my best though).

Always handy to be able to get off site quick when the brickies kick off, eh jaize ? :).

I'd be...

Player [45305] has been put down due to old age.

should of been put down a long time ago

I'd be an all rounder. Dodgy knees means I'd only last the first 15 minutes.

Adam, age: 35

poor stamina, weak keeper
good pace, good defender
good technique, average playmaker
good passing, tragic striker