Subject: How would you fair as a sokker player?

I'd be an all rounder. Dodgy knees means I'd only last the first 15 minutes.

Adam, age: 35

poor stamina, weak keeper
good pace, good defender
good technique, average playmaker
good passing, tragic striker

You are not wrong!

Although by the time I have the shorts and spikes on they have often smacked with a 2x4...

Dominick Bos, age: 15

tragic stamina, very good keeper
tragic pace, good defender
tragic technique, average playmaker
good passing, tragic striker

I think it might be something like this. :)

Greg H, 15

tragic stamina, weak keeper
excellent pace, hopeless defender
average technique, average playmaker
adequate passing, average striker

My team's strategy for matches is just to lump the ball over the defenders' heads for me to run on to. I scored 43 goals like that last season and have about 28 at the moment this season :) I sometimes play on the wing but that's more at school.

Tom Kelly, 16

solid stamina, poor keeper
v.good pace, average defender
excellent tech, formidable playmaker
solid passing, solid striker

i play for teams on both saturdays and sundays. on sat in midfield, and sun upfront. score quite a few and get a lot of assists. probably best on right wing or centre mid. lol i'd be my best midfielder on this.
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john smith 43

tragic stamina tragic keeper
tragic pace tragic defender
hopeless technique poor playmaking
unsatisfactory passing tragic striker

well what do you expect at my age.

Forestman, age: 31

value: £1 on Ebay, wage: 50p and a packet of worcester sauce french fries please.
club: Forest Reserves, country: England
extremely variable form, excellent tactical discipline

average stamina, adequate keeper
very good pace, tragic defender
hopeless technique, incredible playmaker
tragic passing, weak striker

You see, I know what I should do with the ball (incredible playmaker skill), but it's the execution that I fail on (tragic passing). I tend to trip over the ball occasionally (hopeless technique), but can run pretty fast (very good pace). Stamina (adequate) has dropped over the years due to lack of training. Reasonable at toe-punted penalties, allowing a weak striker rating. Can't tackle for toffee. Almost as bad a Phil Neville at that. Many say best position is in goal, mainly as I'm stupid enough to dive on the floor.

[clown] Hahahahah :D I am laughing out loud :)

[:D]

Lee Organ, age: 22
value: 76 500 £, wage: 795 £
club: Stourport Stormers, country: England
brilliant form, weak tactical discipline

unsatisfactory stamina, unsatisfactory keeper
very good pace, average defender
solid technique, tragic playmaker
poor passing, hopeless striker

Minkee, age: 29

value: somewhere between $1 and priceless depending on who you ask, average is close to $1 though...
wage: free to a good home
club: DM, country: France-England-Australia (what a mix...)
good form since stopping smoking a bit of work left reagrding beers though, unknown tactical discipline

adequate stamina, tragic keeper (scared of the ball hitting my jewels)
good decreasing pace, solid defender (tackle tackle tackle I LOVE tackling!)
what is technique?, no sense of playmaking (tackle tackle tackle remember...)
divine passing once in a while (a miracle pass is a divine act imo), weak striker (but VG at own goal scoring... true)

Will Gray, age: 23
value: 30 000£, wage: beer £
club: Mixed Astroturf footie, country: England
good form, average tactical discipline

weak stamina, average keeper
weak pace,hopeless defender
tragic technique, tragic playmaker
weak passing, unsatisfactory striker

James Keeble, age: 32
Value: Worthless, wage: £4.75
Club: AFC Claydon, Country: England
Poor form, good tactical discipline

Unsatisfactory stamina, weak keeper
Average pace, good defender
solid technique, formidable playmaker
excellent passing, weak striker

You'd fit straight in to ken's first team!

No hes too old for Kens team. ;)

I used to be a bit better, but I would say that about 7-8 years ago my passing and pm would be around solid but my pace and stamina would be alot better!! I am far too over weight now so I just stand there and pass the ball about!!! I remember the days when I played for junior blues and county football, but I could never take it too seriously!! I was once asked if I had any immediate family who were from Singapore!!!!!!