Subject: Facebook Geeks

India has gained independence

elvis is dead too.

man has been on the moon.

I don't think you can prove any of those.

try wordscraper... you can either have random boards and letter scores, or set up a scrabble rip-off of your own and keep reusing the board. only difference then is that there are no blanks. pain the first time but fine after that and the random element can add a nice twist

Just got this message in my notifications:

Claire's score was 100%. Can you beat Claire's score?

Ermm. No. I can't.
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Then you're not a footballer.

100% is just not enough these days. I see the yanks have overtaken the f'ballers by having 1000% for everything...

spot quiz:

In the apprentice tonight someone is bound to express just how much effort they are putting in, what will that percentage be?

If it's one of the idiots it will be 150 %.

So 150% it is then.

And another thing. Why do these people put themselves through this endless slanging match just so that they can work 70 hour weeks for a sour-puss with an awful beard and a table fixation ?

it's got to be that old favourite, 110%

table fixation?

Mmmmmmm! Melamine...

I know what you mean especially as 100k isn't that much these days and he gets all the free publicity from the show. Thinking about it, does anyone own an Amstrad product? How does he make any money!?

Huge boardroom table.

Big seats for chiefs

Little seats for indians.

Classic compensation technique.

How does he make any money!?

Adverts for NS&I ?

are you saying he's got a small nose?

Think lower.

Actually, no. Don't.