Subject: Facebook Geeks

Err?

I'm hungry. Anyone got any bread?

i picked up a warburtons earlier, but I am off to bed now, laters.

You tease!

I should do that too, but I can't be bothered to move.

the "i'm too tired to go to bed" problem.

IT's not even that. It's almost a "too laziness".

Are you on facebook?

"Danielle Mountford" looks alright, but she's using the angles.

Edit: Man; american chicks have big foreheads these days. I should move out there.
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Yeah I'm tired enough for bed. But it's way over there. And I have a foldy sofa bed so I have to unfold it first and there's clothes on it and that's way more hassle than just sitting here.

no i'm not!!

My bed is two storey's worth of up there.

My reclinable leather sofa is nearly six feet away.

Get some odds off skybet, I reckon.

You should get on it right this now. It will make you cooler.

Edit: And more popular with the ladies!
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Especially Danielle Mountford. Imagine the hilarity.

I can't imagine, tell me about it.

I've imagined it now. It's pretty limited.

Things would get crazy if they got married. Which name to take!?

Daniel or Danielle?

Anyhoo, can someone devise a system whereby I can stay 6 pints worth of drunk for the rest of my life?