Subject: Cheer Woppa Up.

A pale imitation, some might say.

Did that take you all night to think of?

No, I made it up just like that. my brain works for a few hours in the mornings and as i'm freshly woken up (still in bed in fact whilst mrs makes breakfast) it's likely to be good thinking time. current thought is 'shall i get up and have a Piss' hallmark of genius, i know

You could do worse.

There is the very ill-advised stay-in-bed-and-have-a-piss one.

How Einstein made it I will never know.

what did he make?

A mean egg buttie.

I've only just worked out how to make a photo album, so I thought I'd test it out with my gash.

Oh come on Woppa, I can't get on facebook (as it is for gayers only). Can you upload the picture to photobucket or whatever?

I've always wanted to have a good look at your gash.

Flash the Gash!!!