Subject: Great Britain National Team

Or horse thieves.

Taxis. they are hackneyed too...

I declare this thread A+++* on the Imran scale of greatness.

Praise be to Koala. He will smite the infidels.
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I declare this thread A+++* on the Imran scale of greatness.

Oh dear. He's an ebayer too.
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Imrans shop of DIY and BBQ accessories.

Do not make me sacrifice you to my god. Mr Worrall-Thompson is not fond of goats.

I sell ordinary household items.

C4, Cemtex, DM12, PP–01, CHEMEX, Anthrax, Lighter fuel, ebola, etc.

Stuff you will find in an ordinary Scottish kitchen.

Mmm mmm. Got to love that Deep fried Anthrax.

I personally don't like the powdery texture.

It's best with a smallpox side dish.

Difficult to get hold of that these days, there are only a few labs in the states that carry it. usually they have big dogs and blokes with guns outside, and barbed wire. It's a lot of effort to go to for a side dish.

"usually they have big dogs and blokes with guns outside, and barbed wire"

To be honest that does describe most diner's in some american states!

Possibly also Leeds.

I don't like ebola - it always gives me the shits.

Necrotising RedJimiitis?

?? I don't know what you guys are on about..... I think you guys are all wack.

Wack.

n. A person regarded as eccentric.

Thanks, I will take that as a compliment!