Subject: How much is a years Plus

I have a special formulation of pills that will make you less stupid.

Only £675 for a full course.

Full money back gaurentee if you dont see any effect after 5 weeks. Just return all the tablets in original packaging un-opened. Within 1 week of delivery.

PS They're suppositories.

PPS. Shhhh dont tell him that, they also mean he cant get pregnant.