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Subject: Things that annoy you
When applying for a job target your CV specifically for whatever role it is you're applying for. Don't have a blanket CV that you send off to everyone as that won't work.
Check over every single point in their list of requirements and write your CV to basically say you do that, if you can. Exaggeration isn't always a bad thing.
If you think you fdon't nmeet the requirements, so what. Target your CV and apply for the job anyway. Worst thing that can happen is you don't hear anything back.
Things that annoy me:
1) Clients;
2) Other drivers and their effect on the outer lane of the motorway. How comes it's always the first lane to slow down?
3) More clients.
Check over every single point in their list of requirements and write your CV to basically say you do that, if you can. Exaggeration isn't always a bad thing.
If you think you fdon't nmeet the requirements, so what. Target your CV and apply for the job anyway. Worst thing that can happen is you don't hear anything back.
Things that annoy me:
1) Clients;
2) Other drivers and their effect on the outer lane of the motorway. How comes it's always the first lane to slow down?
3) More clients.
1) Health and Safety paperwork for no reason whatsoever.
2) People that think golf umbrellas are acceptable in busy areas.
3) Ring tones - all of them.
4) Leo DiCaprio - he looks like he is a brussel sprout to me.
5) Professional regionalists. (eg. Stan Boardman)
6) Ventriloquists
7) McDonalds trying to sell healthy stuff.
8) Carol Vorderman
9) People that leap out and helpfully clean your windscreen with liquid mud.
10) Paxman
11) Cycle Couriers
12) Taxi drivers that are too lazy to get out the car so honk the horn.
13) Litterbugs.
14) Bling.
15) Izal toilet paper (that shiny stuff at school.)
16) Hitler's moustache and haircut.
17) Golfers that think they are well dressed.
18) Yellow
19) Popstars that think they can change anything.
20) People that think being in TV makes them important.
21) The current lack of political debate in the UK.
22) People that think cats are real pets.
23) People that think they were something in a "former life".
24) Religion.
25) The "are you a sinner or are you a winner" bloke.
26) Sunbed orange folk.
27) Those that spill pints.
28) People that think candles in a fireplace is a good substitute for logs.
29) Gingers that think they have more rights than other people.
30) Officious twunts.
31) Overbearing parents.
32) Kids in makeup.
33) Estate agents.
34) Eastenders portrayal of London life.
35) Any documentary made by channel 5. (eg. When Llamas go bad.)
36) People that think academic prowess makes you better than everyone else.
37) Milk cartons.
38) Crisp packets dumped in my garden.
39) Clubs that have "pub-friendly" replica shirts.
40) Things I didn't even know I needed.
41) Being asked if jeans are suitable attire for higher management.
42) Jingoism.
43) Office politics.
44) Kids that listen to music on their 'phone.
45) The news from Hillsborough at 5ish on a Saturday.
46) The news from Bramall Lane at 5ish on a Saturday.
47) People that think I should support a proper club.
48) The forearms on Tyrannosaurus Rex.
49) People that insist that white horses are called greys.
50) Ice dance.
51) New Look.
52) The governments apathetic lack of commitment to Fair Trade principles.
53) Coco Pops marketing.
54) The banning of Space Dust.
And relax. Lucky I wasn't in a bad mood really...
2) People that think golf umbrellas are acceptable in busy areas.
3) Ring tones - all of them.
4) Leo DiCaprio - he looks like he is a brussel sprout to me.
5) Professional regionalists. (eg. Stan Boardman)
6) Ventriloquists
7) McDonalds trying to sell healthy stuff.
8) Carol Vorderman
9) People that leap out and helpfully clean your windscreen with liquid mud.
10) Paxman
11) Cycle Couriers
12) Taxi drivers that are too lazy to get out the car so honk the horn.
13) Litterbugs.
14) Bling.
15) Izal toilet paper (that shiny stuff at school.)
16) Hitler's moustache and haircut.
17) Golfers that think they are well dressed.
18) Yellow
19) Popstars that think they can change anything.
20) People that think being in TV makes them important.
21) The current lack of political debate in the UK.
22) People that think cats are real pets.
23) People that think they were something in a "former life".
24) Religion.
25) The "are you a sinner or are you a winner" bloke.
26) Sunbed orange folk.
27) Those that spill pints.
28) People that think candles in a fireplace is a good substitute for logs.
29) Gingers that think they have more rights than other people.
30) Officious twunts.
31) Overbearing parents.
32) Kids in makeup.
33) Estate agents.
34) Eastenders portrayal of London life.
35) Any documentary made by channel 5. (eg. When Llamas go bad.)
36) People that think academic prowess makes you better than everyone else.
37) Milk cartons.
38) Crisp packets dumped in my garden.
39) Clubs that have "pub-friendly" replica shirts.
40) Things I didn't even know I needed.
41) Being asked if jeans are suitable attire for higher management.
42) Jingoism.
43) Office politics.
44) Kids that listen to music on their 'phone.
45) The news from Hillsborough at 5ish on a Saturday.
46) The news from Bramall Lane at 5ish on a Saturday.
47) People that think I should support a proper club.
48) The forearms on Tyrannosaurus Rex.
49) People that insist that white horses are called greys.
50) Ice dance.
51) New Look.
52) The governments apathetic lack of commitment to Fair Trade principles.
53) Coco Pops marketing.
54) The banning of Space Dust.
And relax. Lucky I wasn't in a bad mood really...
Not one mention of Big Brother yet, so I'll put that down. Does it ever end?
I have to confess to watching I'm a celebrity, merely for the challenges + Ant and Dec's comments. Other than that, it is tripe.
oi i love big brother and soaps :P
Im annoyed by politics,Forest fans,Chesterfield fans who moan about being robbed in the F.A Cup semi final v middlesborough and Notts County fans who live in the past
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Im annoyed by politics,Forest fans,Chesterfield fans who moan about being robbed in the F.A Cup semi final v middlesborough and Notts County fans who live in the past
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Forest fans
*awaits forestman to ban hibb-mtfc*
*awaits forestman to ban hibb-mtfc*
Kids, and often not kids, that walk down the middle of the road.
Those stupid tv presenters with their "We'll be right back after this break, don't go away" comments before every break. Of course I am going to smegging zap to another channel until their commercial break is over. I ain't about to suffer 15-20 minutes of brainwashing every hour.
Actually, it is quite a scary thought that more than 25% of tv time is people blatantly trying to sell you stuff. For all their crap programmes, I still like watching the beeb... no bleeding commercials!
Actually, it is quite a scary thought that more than 25% of tv time is people blatantly trying to sell you stuff. For all their crap programmes, I still like watching the beeb... no bleeding commercials!
in that line, news readers saying thank you for joining them tonight...what is all that about :)
*awaits forestman to ban hibb-mtfc*
He'll have to find me first
**Runs and hides**
He'll have to find me first
**Runs and hides**
I am guessing you are somewhere near Mansfield...
You would be right my friend :) I live in Mansfield.Your not a Spireite are ya?
Nope. I am proud to wave the flag of the Mighty Owls!
It was your team name that sort of hinted at a tiny inkling of a clue. ;-)
It was your team name that sort of hinted at a tiny inkling of a clue. ;-)