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Subject: Things that annoy you
In the thread Things that annoy you, hibb-mtfc wrote :
Well this is the things that annoy you thread so i thought id annoy you all by talking about BB :) Aint i nice
Which is why I wrote hibb-mtfc
My humour is pathetic, I know... :)
Well this is the things that annoy you thread so i thought id annoy you all by talking about BB :) Aint i nice
Which is why I wrote hibb-mtfc
My humour is pathetic, I know... :)
Exactly. What's the best way to beat Woppa, Woppa ?
You can guarantee just when you expect that I will win comfortably, I'll balls it up and lose.
My advice: sit tight.
My advice: sit tight.
great. so is that a sending off for tillbrant and a 24 day injury to Mackelloch in preparation for wednesday cup tie then ? Oh, I do hope so, mainly because if any of my mob get injured, I'm relying upon 18 year olds and 35 year olds.
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Do i annoy you more than an Ipswich fan? :P
What would you do if you were faced with a global warming expert of an Ipswich fan, keen to take on experienced graduates?
People who ASK for particular types of players on the TL threads and then expect YOU to give them a price, or offer something ridiculously low. If you WANT that player, be prepared to PAY (a reasonable price) for that player!
DERBY COUNTY AND ALL THE SHEEP THAT FOLLOW...
Mansfield
Those little red things that you get on brick walls.
Burglars...
Smack heads
Local radio (unless its sports coverage) I don't need to know how the hell to grow cucumbers...I buy them.
Sky and all this Murdoch...he is the devil, don't believe him.
Bransons Beard
StarBucks
X fuctor
Mansfield
Those little red things that you get on brick walls.
Burglars...
Smack heads
Local radio (unless its sports coverage) I don't need to know how the hell to grow cucumbers...I buy them.
Sky and all this Murdoch...he is the devil, don't believe him.
Bransons Beard
StarBucks
X fuctor
55) Bendy buses
56) Cyclists that delibrately flaunt traffic laws.
57) City shorts.
58) People that would actually use a merkin.
59) The little holes in brogues.
60) February only having 28 days mostly.
61) Benefit dodgers.
62) Those little disabled user cars that used to park at the corners at footie.
63) Chewing gum.
64) Alcopops.
65) Being accosted by hen night participants.
66) People constantly expressing surprise at changeable weather in the UK, still!
67) Traffic police that put the siren on just to get through the lights.
68) Squid.
69) Bras and bikinis with see-through straps.
70) Getting out a metric socket set and finding all the bits are in imperial.
71) Ikea pillows.
72) People that eschew the ritual of a dogburger from the van at footie.
73) A lack of thought going into present purchase.
74) Sunshine variety kids getting free holidays.
75) Child performers.
76) June Sarpong.
77) Too many roads signs cluttering up the place.
78) Steve Jobs' smugness.
79) James Dyson's smugness.
80) Anita Roddick selling bodyshop to L'Oreal.
81) Jordan and all who sail in her.
82) Girls that get pregnant to get a council house.
83) Crunchy gravel drives.
84) The little white grape things in a tin of fruit salad.
85) Slugs.
86) People that get offended when I call lager girl's-beer.
87) Dolls - they creep me out.
88) Clowns - they creep me out.
89) Dogs in clothes - they creep me out.
90) The fag-melted plastic cistern in pub toilets.
91) That bloke that "looks after" club toilets for a tip.
92) Happy-clappy evangelists.
93) The Bill.
94) Stretch limo's full of teenage drunkards.
95) Men in Speedo's.
96) 2CV's
97) Mad old bats that feed the pigeons.
98) Gins and tonic made with inferior produce.
99) Ferrari getting stroppy about McClaren not being punished.
100) People that think crop circles are made by aliens.
101) Harry Enfield's face.
102) The orange line under an air stewardess' chin.
103) Mosquitoes.
104) Pitbull owning yoofs.
105) The crap that Ann Summers touts.
I am stopping for a breather now.
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56) Cyclists that delibrately flaunt traffic laws.
57) City shorts.
58) People that would actually use a merkin.
59) The little holes in brogues.
60) February only having 28 days mostly.
61) Benefit dodgers.
62) Those little disabled user cars that used to park at the corners at footie.
63) Chewing gum.
64) Alcopops.
65) Being accosted by hen night participants.
66) People constantly expressing surprise at changeable weather in the UK, still!
67) Traffic police that put the siren on just to get through the lights.
68) Squid.
69) Bras and bikinis with see-through straps.
70) Getting out a metric socket set and finding all the bits are in imperial.
71) Ikea pillows.
72) People that eschew the ritual of a dogburger from the van at footie.
73) A lack of thought going into present purchase.
74) Sunshine variety kids getting free holidays.
75) Child performers.
76) June Sarpong.
77) Too many roads signs cluttering up the place.
78) Steve Jobs' smugness.
79) James Dyson's smugness.
80) Anita Roddick selling bodyshop to L'Oreal.
81) Jordan and all who sail in her.
82) Girls that get pregnant to get a council house.
83) Crunchy gravel drives.
84) The little white grape things in a tin of fruit salad.
85) Slugs.
86) People that get offended when I call lager girl's-beer.
87) Dolls - they creep me out.
88) Clowns - they creep me out.
89) Dogs in clothes - they creep me out.
90) The fag-melted plastic cistern in pub toilets.
91) That bloke that "looks after" club toilets for a tip.
92) Happy-clappy evangelists.
93) The Bill.
94) Stretch limo's full of teenage drunkards.
95) Men in Speedo's.
96) 2CV's
97) Mad old bats that feed the pigeons.
98) Gins and tonic made with inferior produce.
99) Ferrari getting stroppy about McClaren not being punished.
100) People that think crop circles are made by aliens.
101) Harry Enfield's face.
102) The orange line under an air stewardess' chin.
103) Mosquitoes.
104) Pitbull owning yoofs.
105) The crap that Ann Summers touts.
I am stopping for a breather now.
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Jaize old chap, I do believe you've found your vocation in life.
Is it just me, or don't you find nearly everything at least a bit annoying?
*trying to resist the next hundred in the list*
*trying to resist the next hundred in the list*
Norwichs bid for unitary status. Nice to see that they spend Norfolk County Council money on lots of facilities including the forum (I believe) and now want to leave it.
I've thought of another that really annoys me - tv programmes that have a summary every 10 minutes of what you've just watched, in case you forget. And then again after the adverts.