Subject: Great Yarmouth

yup. new location for a top secret Argon plant.

either that or the inlaws are having their holiday there and we have been forced to endure a weekend there eating icecream and avoiding bobby davro

Sorry mate, on the way out of Yarmouth they check you for Bobby Davro ticket stubs, if you don't have any they send you back in. For that reason you won't find any in the bins, you'll have to either watch him or mug an old lady, who will then be forced to watch him again.
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I have heard that Davro is harder to shift than shit on a blanket, hard lines.

He was, bizarrely, less scary than the daleks. Bit more human, I guess.

Ever since they made a Davros chair on Blue Peter from a highball ice cream pot thingy he was never scary again, just ugly.

5 Facts related to Great Yarmouth / Norwich / Norfolk.


1. Great Yarmouth has higher than average number of fat people with tattoos
2. Finding food that does not come with chips is harder than finding a sober man in a Glasgow nightclub.
3. Norfolk is actualy about 60 miles further east this time than when I drove there seven years ago. Either that or the traffic is getting worse.
4. Yes, there are tractors everywhere & this surely explains the lack of motorways. Tractors cannot use motorways therefore no need for the locals.
5. I ate 3 ice creams in 4 days. Mmmmmmmm

In one of the arcades there, they have the original outrun amongst other classics.

In EVERY arcade they have some form of crazy frog thing.

The worst arcade is the one called excalibur I think it is (one of the ones furthest from the pleasure beach), geezer in there is a mega grouch.

2. Finding food that does not come with chips is harder than finding a sober man in a Glasgow nightclub.

Do-nuts don't have to come with chips. But if you want to be a fat person with tattoos...