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Subject: David Pleat Drives a Cab!
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Whilst pootling along on the way to work this fair morn I stopped at the light next to a black cab (not the nice shaped ones, one of the newer ones that look like a mini metros grandad) and driving it was a perfect facsimile of David Pleat!
I am suggesting that it was actually him moonlighting whilst waiting for the footie to really get going again.
Once a kerb crawler...
I am suggesting that it was actually him moonlighting whilst waiting for the footie to really get going again.
Once a kerb crawler...
The people in charge of cabs will soon notice he hasn't got his cabbing badges and send him back from whence he came with his tail between his legs.
Nottingham Forest..... - where he is an alledged advisor. No one was sure what he does, by the sounds of it he helps with the navigation for the team bus.
Which explains the fact he was in a cab lost somewhere in Bermondsey because the decent roads were shut due to the coppers investigating another shooting...
Can't have been actual David Pleat, he seems to make a living without doing anything useful. About 10 years ago I took a programming job in Stockwell, I lasted about 3 weeks, watched the nightly news reports abuot Yardie shootings in Sarf London, thinking, oh, I walked past there this morning, that's nice, watched 2 or 3 house fires from the relative safety of the 4th floor of the office block, and then decided that London wasn't for me. Place was like a war-zone then, I don't suppose it's got any better now.
Curiously, where I live is very sleepy by comparison. I think if you tend to wander about Saarf Lundun at say, 2:30 am, it is a very different thing. The night owls are the ones they love to shoot each chuvver innit. Ai.
I was tempted to move to Kensington at the time, I ended up in Wapping, that is an entirely different story. I guess I just don't like that many people or tall buildings around. But then, I live in a flat area with not many people.
I cant help thinking it will only be a few years before I move out of town. Just had some mates by a mansion near Manc. for some old Spangles and a replica of Mr. Spoon (from Button Moon.) or similar. It is hard not to get tempted by what I could get by trading my pad in...
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You could probably have bought these if they hadn't have been recently taken off the market - a snip at 10 million pounds.
Apart from looking like the BFG lying down, that would rock, my own island... world domination would only be a white cat away...
Talking of cats, you could buy loads, tie all their tails together and swing away 'til your heart's content.
It might represent a Macy Gray song and get you in the Guiness Book of Records.
What more could you want?
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It might represent a Macy Gray song and get you in the Guiness Book of Records.
What more could you want?
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and possibly prison, for unlike myself, there are those that do think cats are proper pets...
while David Pleat Drives a Cab eraizel will drive a motorbike madness to work
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