Subject: Derby jokes

So Billy Davis gets pulled up for speeding back from the liverpool game.
'Do you know you were doing 60 six zero in a 40 four zero area sir'
'Yes just give me the 3 points Officer, it maybe the only 3 poinits I get all season!'

That is one old joke! Even Bob Monkhouse had to brush dust off of it when he told it last...

How many seasons are Derby going to be in the Premiership?

3........Autumn, Winter & Spring!!

My addition to the band wagon jumping...

Q. What's the best thing to come out of Derby?

A. The A514



* Splitting sides with mirth *

i so want to take the piss out of derby, but i'd happily see forest getting tonked in the premiership week in week out, than drawing in league one........

And I would happily see the Mighty Owls draw in the championship than see Forest get tonked in the premiership ;-)

Keep the faith Forestman..one day our time will come again. Although not with Calderwood I fear.

rubbish season start indeed :(

Derby what team is Derby

They're a bit like Bolton...except not as good

Derby's Goalkeeper has been named Hide and seek championship runner up.

He put up an excellent display of hiding during the Liverpool, Tottenham, and Arsnal games.

However the 2007 Thomas Cooke hide and seek champion is Madeline McCann.

You really do have a knack.

I think you will find, that I have 2 knacks.

and one nick

Scampi and Lemon flavour.

A Derby fan walks into a pub with his dog just as the football scores come on the TV. The announcer says that Derby County have lost 5-0 and the dog immediately rolls over on its back, sticks its paws in the air and plays dead.
"That's amazing," says the barman. "What does he do when they win?"

The Man scratches his head for a couple of minutes and finally replies: "I dunno.... I've only had the dog for eight months.