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Subject: Derby jokes
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A Derby fan walks into a pub with his dog just as the football scores come on the TV. The announcer says that Derby County have lost 5-0 and the dog immediately rolls over on its back, sticks its paws in the air and plays dead.
"That's amazing," says the barman. "What does he do when they win?"
The Man scratches his head for a couple of minutes and finally replies: "I dunno.... I've only had the dog for eight months.
"That's amazing," says the barman. "What does he do when they win?"
The Man scratches his head for a couple of minutes and finally replies: "I dunno.... I've only had the dog for eight months.
Did you hear about the new Renault? It's so luxurious, comfortable and spacious, that you could lose your kids in the back.
It's called...
Wait for it...
The Renault McCann.
It's called...
Wait for it...
The Renault McCann.
I'm finding jokes like that pretty tough at the moment, what with Norwich going 7 hours 45 minutes since their last goal.
What you on about ! Your lot scored a goal less time than that ago, it was against Norwich !
er, yes. But you are still above us. Not that we will go down like yourselves though...
nobody goes down like ourselves, we do it with aplomb.
Take the last time we were relegated for example. Last game of the season, a win would keep us up, what do we do ? Lose 6-0. To fulham. Ffs.
Take the last time we were relegated for example. Last game of the season, a win would keep us up, what do we do ? Lose 6-0. To fulham. Ffs.
I have just looked at an ancient Korean proverb
Norwich있는 하는 동안, 바닥은 가능하지 않다.
"Whilst there is a Norwich, bottom is not possible."
Norwich있는 하는 동안, 바닥은 가능하지 않다.
"Whilst there is a Norwich, bottom is not possible."
This clip was created by 2 city season ticket holders, if that gives you any idea of how bad things are right now.
It's been very popular in Ipswich apparently, I wonder how they will feel when the Ipswich crowd start singing the muppet theme when we play them at Carrow Road...
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It's been very popular in Ipswich apparently, I wonder how they will feel when the Ipswich crowd start singing the muppet theme when we play them at Carrow Road...
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It is OK the Mighty Owls were there a few years ago. I can't help but feel that a lot of unrest that manifests itself in poor players performance is rooted much further up the administerial tree. At least you have an element of stability in Saint Delia.
At least you have an element of stability in Saint Delia.
You would think so wouldn't you. I'm not so sure, there is a degree of under-funding on the football side going on, senior players are unhappy that we're not buying competitively. Unhappy days.
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You would think so wouldn't you. I'm not so sure, there is a degree of under-funding on the football side going on, senior players are unhappy that we're not buying competitively. Unhappy days.
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