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The moment I wake up
Before I put on my makeup
I say a little prayer for you
While combing my hair, now,
And wondering what dress to wear, now,
I say a little prayer for you

Forever, forever, you'll stay in my heart
and I will love you
Forever, forever, we never will part
Oh, how I'll love you
Together, together, that's how it must be
To live without you
Would only be heartbreak for me.

I run for the bus, dear,
While riding I think of us, dear,
I say a little prayer for you.
At work I just take time
And all through my coffee break-time,
I say a little prayer for you.

Forever, forever, you'll stay in my heart
and I will love you
Forever, forever we never will part
Oh, how I'll love you
Together, together, that's how it must be
To live without you
Would only be heartbreak for me.

My darling believe me,
For me there is no one
But you.

I love you too.

The makeup scares me a bit though.

what is the name of this song?

Imran's Prayer

Or possibly "I say a little prayer" by Urethra Franklin.

i believe its Aretha! i remember learning all about uretha's in biology!

Damn! That trap was laid for Cartman you fool!

Dang, you'll just have to surprise him with your urethra another day.

That would surprise me too!

Could be worse. This has reminded me of a joke I heard about hypospadias, pissing, and a clarinet teacher.

*Pfft* I'm flagging. A few beers already tonight after a 4am night out yesterday and tis my lodger/housemate's birthday tonight. Messy. I'm past the beer of no return though; reckon I'm going to hit the wall about 10pm.

Oh my banter. I'm trying to find that joke on google, but have found far worse. Check out the section on "Special Needs Rats."

Oh dear. NSFW.

I'm clearly barking up the wrong tree here.

Here we go.

» Groin Injury
One day, a farmer walked into his barn and caught a traveling salesman making love to his youngest daughter. Enraged, the farmer raised his 12-gauge shotgun and shot the salesman in the groin.

Screaming in pain, the salesman took off into town to find a doctor. The doctor took one look at the man's penis and told him there was nothing he could do for him.

"Please, you must do something," the salesman pleaded. "I'm a wealthy man and can pay you anything you ask."

"I'm sorry, son," replied the doctor, "there's really nothing I can do. However, there is a man across the street who may be able to help you."

"Is he a specialist?" the salesman asked.

"No," the doctor said, "he plays the piccolo. He'll be able to teach you how to hold it so you don't wazz in your face!"

Billy Connolly's version was better! ;-)

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I wouldnt have got it, has to be simpler for me, you know, like missing an apostrophe.

Or a question mark