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Hah! Fooled you!

I'm not really Muslim!

I am Scottish.

Yeah, I knew that.

Then get out of SK-England you dress wearing deep fried-mars bar loving nancy boy !
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Homophobe.

you wish !

Heh. C'mere lets have a hug!

When Scotland beat France 1:0, the crowd were singing "We're going to deep-fry your croissants..." Which made me laugh.

ok, but I want your phone number in the morning.

Have you ever had a deep fried mars bar? I've always been intrigued to see what they are like, the only chance I ever had to get one and they didn't have any available at that time.

Although that being said, I saw "deep fried pizza" on the list of one of the chippy's near me.

deep fried pizza is minging! I tried a bit of a Scots mate of mine and it was just a soggy, fatty cheese pocket thing (The pizza is folded over before being battered).

Would it surprise you to know my mate is over 20 stone?

Yes. In Liverpool. It was squishy and slightly unpleasant. Our local chippy does them, but I wouldn't.