Subject: Girls England Team

"The conference with tits" is how I've heard women's international football described. I see nothing to make me doubt that statement.

They wouldnt stand a chance in the conference i think it would be a fair bit lower down than that

I dunno, they could probably get a game at Sheffield Wednesday the way they're playing.

(Getting my pre-live tv humiliation banter in early, Norwich v Sheff Wed next friday, we never win on live telly.)

I know i live in sheffield but am a hull city fan and weve got them this sat if we lose ill never hear the end of it

I find that highly unlikely to happen. I fancy Hull to make the play-offs this season, and Wednesday are going down.

I fancy Hull to beat chelski.

They are worse than Conference level.

Their long range shots look like floaters, and comparing it to Oxford's loss at Histon last night, they still wouldn't cut it, tits or no tits.

From the limited amount I have seen the Keepers are absolutely useless, if its going into the corner half way up the goal they can never dive high enough to the side to save them. Its like watching my keeper on here some Sundays!

Watched the highlights of the England team win against Argentina, it was awful!

I would say the skill level is the equivalent of Sunday League tops.

By no means am I being sexist, but they lack Power, Pace, Strength and other things as they are after all totally different to how a man is made!

A workmate said he watched it and after a seven pass move, the commentator said, without a hint of irony, "It's just like watching Brazil.........ladies."

They can't belt the ball hard enough to score decent goals, and women keepers, as mentioned, are a similar standard to Andy Dibble. Results in high scoring games that are utterly pants to watch. Especially as most of them would only get a consolation poke at best.

Yep. A fair few eight pinters in the teams.

Mmm. Paddy Kenny. In a dress.

Paddy Kenny out of his dress. Tasty.

Woppa, you should really stop distilling your own potato juice...

Look out for the Matildas. We beat Canada in the group. I'm not sure who's better England or Canada.
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I'm not sure who's worse England or Canada.

Corrected your typo.