Subject: 9 hours 15 minutes.

This is how long it has been since Norwich City have scored a goal in league football.

Should I change my name ? Am I jinxing them ? Is Norwich's manager after the England job ?

What the hell has happened to Darren Huckerby, he used to be worth a few goals!!!

He can't be arsed. Apparently a 5 figure sum of money per week isn't motivation enough to play a game of football properly.

It never has been, or 6 figure these days...

When I was young...

Workshy blighters...

work for a living...

Fought a war for the likes of them...

I know. I didn't sit here and skive on facebook while fellow europeans do all the work for no money just so the likes of the youth today could take all my meticulous skiving and waste it.

Or something.

Is your rocking chair as comfy as mine?

if you carry on like that, you'll be beating us next season.

or drawing 0-0 I guess.....

To be fair, they haven't played since saturday, so 9 hours some isn't too bad.

no, the clock starts when the last goal went in, and stops when the game ends, and starts again when the next game starts, and stops when the next game ends.

It's a simple concept. And they didn't play on Saturday, they played last night.

I'd take a 0-0 draw with Forest right now, it's be a point. Or a replay, more accurately.

It's a simple concept.

That's the problem then. It needs to be sub-simple for me to get it.

You and Peter Grant apparently. There's a press conference at 5 pm apparently, so maybe he understands the concept of "mutual consent"...

That's another concept I struggle with. My court case is next week.

oh dear.

It'll be alright. I mean, how many years can a judge give me for what amounted to a 3 second ordeal for the girl?

I am hoping quite a bit, although the IoM will probably just give you medals or something?