Subject: Rat

Nah, just a biiiiiig bucket.

There's a calf in me kitchen what am a gonna do, there's a calf in the kitchen what am a gonna do...i'm gonna cook that calf that's what i'm gonna do i'm gonna make some veal :P

that's better.

Much better, although if Woppa had caught a baby cow in his rat trap, I think he might not be on a diet at the moment...

Veal's allowed. It's a complete protein source.

But a whole one?

I'd freeze some of it for future use.

Is it possible to do suckling calf, do you think?

I do not understand.

You know. Like you can do a pig, on a spit roasty thing. Apple in mouth, that sort of thing.

Suckling? Spit roasts? We'll have no more of that talk here. This is a local forum for local people.

lol. Was the rat tasty then?

Don't know yet. That's on my meal schedule for tomorrow :)

Apparently the reason that the army has curry powder in the ration pack is just for that particular dish.

**** sake, after this bloody thread i've just spotted a frigging mouse in the lounge. Bah, is the best way to deal with this just get a trap? :P
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It would be more cost-effective than burning your house down. Do you know anyone with a cat they could 'lend' you?