Subject: Whos The Youngest Sokker Member

God, that's annoying.

Yep. *sighs, smugly. *
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I bet you rub your stomach after eating too!

Wear slippers aswell?

nope, usually I just pop a button and slouch on the couch.

Ooooooh yeah.

You don't have elasticated waists on your trousers yet?

Good rhyming.

What do you do on your sofa or settee?

most folk have sofas these days.

i place my loafers made of gophers (it was that or skin my chauffers*) on my sofa

I tend to get argumentative on a settee, some say I get petty on my settee.

* (c) 2001 Montgomery Burns.
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That'll be why I call it a settee, then :)

I'm saving up for them.

As a short term measure, I bought a short belt to wear round my chest.

Ah! The Cowell belt as it is known.

Indeed ! Although he's gone soft recently it would appear. Must be the creeping senility.

Louis Walsh?

I could only remember his pet name for some reason. Must be the mercury in the fillings.

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