Subject: Question ???

I'd like to have a few of my players induce themselves with yellow cards.

Does any know if there is any way to get a player to play so agressively that they get a yellow card in a match?

yes but it involves Fairy wings, a vampire tooth and an eye from a beholder. Its frowned upon in most Caribbean religions and in some cultures requires the sacrifice of a unicorn.

Say no more, or everyone will know the secret ;-)

You could always go the Bull Durham route and have your players call the ref a cocksucker, that will get them a yellow right away

I believe that you should give them too much gatorade on the sidelines. They'll .... have an accident, and so if they don't get yellow cards at least they'll have yellow pants.

Wow, I didn't realize the circus came to town.......

Anyway, thanks for your responses, some of you really let your feminine flag fly.

Seriously, is what I asked so far off?

I've seen plenty of times where a player takes a yellow card , because his next one will cause him to miss the next match against a weak opponent, just so that he can ensure playing in the bigger game against an arch rival two weeks later.

If it's in the game, it should be in Sokker.

I think EA Sports has a similar motto...some like... "If it's in the game, it's in the game".

That leads me to something completely different.

Jefe, the true cockgobbler (sorry man, but we are coming up on Thanksgiving and that's the best I can come up with), and I are friendly outside of Sokker. We like to Play FIFA 10 for Sony PS3. He was thinking about setting up an online league.

Are any of you posers interested in getting your ass waxed?

I not familiar with setting up a league, but perhaps Jefe can get us set up.

What do you think?
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I think you likely need to begin a new thread with the title PS3 FIFA 2010 online league, who wants to play!?!? Oh and from now on............stop playing with yourself!!
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First of all, that's my favorite activity, and second, I'm always a winner! ha ha!

I'm going to list it in the Freestyle USA section.
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There is absolutely now way to tell any player what to do in any situation ever.

But since there is no reference to it in the rules and there is no options to it on a player card or in match orders I thought this would of been 100% self explanatory.


Which skirt did you have your eyes on?

:-) yours, after all you did use the words fairy, vampire and unicorn in your reply..
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school girl outfit gets them everytime

cockgobbler teehee

this was a wonderful thread. i laughed outloud.

rude responses to a question for the win.
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your 2 weeks late and a dollar short.

:P

Don't hate me because i'm beautiful.