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Subject: Llamas = Best animal ever...and sokker question?
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Dagwood tries to bring up some silly point about llamas being bad/stupid animals.
First off I would like to state that llamas are actually quite intelligent animals. They train well, learn quickly, and are quite cooperative. This quickness to learn can sometimes lead them to be a bit mischievous (hence the video Dag showed where the Llama pushed a news reporter into a small pond) but it's just all in good fun. The Llama clearly could have chosen to run the man into a tree or trampled him or actually harmed the reporter, but instead nudged him into a comfortable body of water, clearly an act of having some brains and not wanting to cause any harm to anyone. Plus you don't know what kind of day the llama was having or what the reporter did to the llama before the camera turned on! Maybe he just got a call from his boss who laid him off and then the reporter was taunting him? We'll never know, so don't be so quick to judge!
Another thing some people associate with llamas is spitting. Yes Llamas do spit, but they only spit at each other when arguing over food. Only llamas that are mistreated will spit at humans, so you need not worry about that unless you've been beating your llama in which case shame on you. Also, humans spit all the time, so not like they're any different...
Llamas also are very useful to have around. First off they are very caring, gentle pets. If for some reason you lose your job then you can breed your llamas for profit (because everyone wants a llama). Humans on average cost $500,000 from birth to age 18, Llamas can actually make you money in that time
Llamas also do not bite or kick, so they are a lot safer to have than a horse. You can keep them in your backyard if you want but it'd be better to have like an acre or two because they like to run around a little bit. They are also good protectors against small predators so your children can feel safe when they're playing and you live on a ranch
More will come later but I'm going to go eat dinner now
Also to make it sokker relevant, When I'm playing my team, I only have a defense with max average pace and minimum poor pace between the 4-5 defenders. How can I best maximize their effectiveness against a team who has strikers with a lot higher pace?
First off I would like to state that llamas are actually quite intelligent animals. They train well, learn quickly, and are quite cooperative. This quickness to learn can sometimes lead them to be a bit mischievous (hence the video Dag showed where the Llama pushed a news reporter into a small pond) but it's just all in good fun. The Llama clearly could have chosen to run the man into a tree or trampled him or actually harmed the reporter, but instead nudged him into a comfortable body of water, clearly an act of having some brains and not wanting to cause any harm to anyone. Plus you don't know what kind of day the llama was having or what the reporter did to the llama before the camera turned on! Maybe he just got a call from his boss who laid him off and then the reporter was taunting him? We'll never know, so don't be so quick to judge!
Another thing some people associate with llamas is spitting. Yes Llamas do spit, but they only spit at each other when arguing over food. Only llamas that are mistreated will spit at humans, so you need not worry about that unless you've been beating your llama in which case shame on you. Also, humans spit all the time, so not like they're any different...
Llamas also are very useful to have around. First off they are very caring, gentle pets. If for some reason you lose your job then you can breed your llamas for profit (because everyone wants a llama). Humans on average cost $500,000 from birth to age 18, Llamas can actually make you money in that time
Llamas also do not bite or kick, so they are a lot safer to have than a horse. You can keep them in your backyard if you want but it'd be better to have like an acre or two because they like to run around a little bit. They are also good protectors against small predators so your children can feel safe when they're playing and you live on a ranch
More will come later but I'm going to go eat dinner now
Also to make it sokker relevant, When I'm playing my team, I only have a defense with max average pace and minimum poor pace between the 4-5 defenders. How can I best maximize their effectiveness against a team who has strikers with a lot higher pace?
Just threw a quick llama comment in with a sokker question and everyone focuses on the llama (because they're awesome). However, can we please get back on track and answer my question?
To answer your question... get faster defenders ;)
But seriously the best way to counteract speed is to play a very deep defensive line so your defenders are tackling the ball straight on. But even then you will probably be hurt by pace a couple times during the game.
But seriously the best way to counteract speed is to play a very deep defensive line so your defenders are tackling the ball straight on. But even then you will probably be hurt by pace a couple times during the game.
Any animal starting with a double consonant by definition sucks.
Well there is 3 minutes of my life I will never get back.
At least it was spent learning cool facts about llamas instead of wasting your life typing comments about how you're wasting your life.
@chase: And thanks, yea I've been trying to work on having a defensive line a bit further back. It's funny because while it did help prevent breakaways, it caused problems with strikers taking shots a little further out and somehow scoring on my apparently overrated goalie. And yes you're right, no pace just suffers all over the field no matter what you do
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@chase: And thanks, yea I've been trying to work on having a defensive line a bit further back. It's funny because while it did help prevent breakaways, it caused problems with strikers taking shots a little further out and somehow scoring on my apparently overrated goalie. And yes you're right, no pace just suffers all over the field no matter what you do
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Mr-Llama, you know nothing about llamas.
The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.
http://www.youtube.com/v/hBaUmx5s6iE
This is why i don't vote for you.
The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.
http://www.youtube.com/v/hBaUmx5s6iE
This is why i don't vote for you.
Clearly I was speaking about Llamas in America, llamas in South America are bred different entirely :)
Why would you speak of llamas with no fins? ARE YOU INSANE?
All of your so-called llama education above is clearly flawed.
All of your so-called llama education above is clearly flawed.
Come to me with true facts about llamas and we'll see who has no education about the magnificent animals
An alpaca is clearly the better animal anyways.