Subject: Llamas = Best animal ever...and sokker question?

Is it true they have a small Ppenis?

i've heard the llama has a small Ppenis. quack told me so.

Well the average penis size for a Llama is 15 inches...so about 10x larger than yours

your attempt at obfuscation nothwithstanding. i gave you enough true facts about llamas already.

That was funny in the 3rd grade

It seems like some kids in the 3rd grade still confuse inches with millimeters...

plz bring this back on topic to the forum. llamas.

pls go back to your pond quack

Do you have any further questions about Llamas?

btw there are about 7 million llamas in the world

that's 7 million reasons the world is a better place

how many of them lurk in amazonian rivers?

While they are not known for lurking in the Amazonian rivers, there are many spots (especially in southern Peru) where land such the Rio Lloqueta basin is seasonal and limited to grazing alpacas and llamas.

did you even watch my video?

Yes, I still do not wish to confuse the people in this thread who are not educated about Llamas though.

I wouldn't doubt if Dag believes Llamas live in the water now

Edit: I am however still trying to figure out how they got that tape recorder up the guys nose
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Alpacas are still greater than any llama.

I am disappointed that you haven't addressed the most important question - recipes. How do I prepare a llama and what kind of side dishes go the best with them? Potato salad? Fries? Beans?

Llama's don't live in water. They live on mountain tops with Monks.