Subpage under development, new version coming soon!
Subject: Llamas = Best animal ever...and sokker question?
Llama's don't live in water. They live on mountain tops with Monks.
I find your question in bad taste. Can we get a mod to delete this foul comment?
what kind of side dishes go the best with them? Potato salad? Fries? Beans?
no doubt that llima beans would be a good choice?
no doubt that llima beans would be a good choice?
oh HAHA SO FUNNY
EVERYONE LOOK AT DENNIS THE COMEDIAN
EVERYONE LOOK AT DENNIS THE COMEDIAN
Perhaps you should change your name to Dalai Llama?
The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
I watched this show on the history channel today called the Road of Death. It was about this little road through the mountains in Bolivia with no guardrails and thousands of feet to fall if you eff up and lots of commercial traffic all the time, trucks and so on. Lots and lots of people die all the time, buses chock full of people plummeting down canyons, you get the picture.
Anyway, Bolivians are a superstitious bunch, so before they go on this voyage they get themselves some serious good luck charms to appease the road gods: condor feathers, little carved pieces of rock that look like scary heads, or my personal favorite: the dried Llama fetus. Which I'm guessing is a lot more lucky than a wet one.
Anyway, Bolivians are a superstitious bunch, so before they go on this voyage they get themselves some serious good luck charms to appease the road gods: condor feathers, little carved pieces of rock that look like scary heads, or my personal favorite: the dried Llama fetus. Which I'm guessing is a lot more lucky than a wet one.
Yea that road is such a death trap. There are so many places that even like 1 way trucks can barely pass and they have to ride partially up on the mountain.
Funny how your favorite lucky charm happens to be my least favorite. You people are sick!
Funny how your favorite lucky charm happens to be my least favorite. You people are sick!
Dried Llama fetus? So you shred it and get llama jerky? Not bad at all.
Yep, I can see it now: Llama fetus jerky, coming to a trendy restaurant near you. Sorta like the Buffalo burger, except more disgusting.
LLamas are smart animals that like to make pranks calls and make funny phone commercials (I guess that they earnt loads of money since those commercials were voted as on of the best of the 90s decade):
'
On the other side one spitted me when I was a kid in the zoo
'
On the other side one spitted me when I was a kid in the zoo