Subject: LOL

Just make Chuck Norris an NT player and play 0-0-1 :))

Did you know that Chuck Norris was a referee once? He gave out a red card, but rather than throwing off the offending player he just roundhouse kicked his cranium. The player died (of course), and children were traumatized. Chuck doesn't ref any more.

lol I can't believe that I thought of a joke about Chuck Norris that I haven't already seen!I must be a genius or something :)))

The referee can't give a red card to Chuck Norris 'cause it turns white from fear as soon as it sees him

Now laugh or I'll punish you with another one! :D

Excellent, but not surprising - for a similar reason, the White House was beige until at FDR's request, Chuck demonstrated a roundhouse kick for the Nazis, leading to both the building's permanent color change and the end of World War II.

Who is Chuck Norris? (Said with a deadpan look)

What? You know not CHUCK NORRIS? I cannot take the time necessary to distill his awesomeness, but shall provide you with three facts about his birth and upbringing to give you a sense of his socioeconomicphenomenallyimpressive background.

1) Chuck Norris wasn't born like a normal child. Instead, he punched his way out of his mother's womb. Hence the term C-Section.
2) Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands.
3) Chuck Norris trick-or-treated as himself as a child.
4) Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
5) The pie scene in “American Pie” is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris’ case, the “pie” was the molten crater of an active volcano.
6) Chuck Norris was looking for a hobby in ancient times, so he decided to dig ditches. The Grand Canyon was the result.
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So basically you are saying he is the American version of Paul Hogan.

Please. Some people like to eat frog legs. Chuck Norris eats Crocodile legs. Hence, snakes.