Subject: »Jarhead and lesser wanna-be\'s

You forget that I AM the World Police, I suppose.

I didnt forget, I had you in mind >.>

Prudent. Always keep the World Police in mind lest ye transgress and incur my wrath

As someone who's incurred your wrath, i must say that it's mostly overstated.

Tell them about how I made you claustrophobic. Wrath indeed.

that must be why i broke your nose.

OMG!!

Szczęsny Gajdzik, age: 26
value: 1 975 750 $, wage: 20 725 $
club: Dobry Zły i Brzydki, country: Polska
divine form, unearthly tactical discipline


formidable stamina, tragic keeper
unearthly pace, magical defender
incredible technique, incredible playmaker
unearthly passing, good striker

Perfect midfielder.

Needs sacking.

lol i post and two foreigners reply :P

i agree with vilpu perfect central mid!

This is what I'm talking about when I asked to train players up to 26yo.

I thought I was an honorary American? (note USA spelling of honourary)
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No. You are more like an illegal immigrant that we allow to stay because without you, the menial jobs (you know, gardening, laundry, armed robbery) wouldn't get done.

dude, did you just suggest that illegal immigrants do armed robbery?

Wanted to see if anyone was paying attention. Legal immigrants do that. Illegals rape and pillage, though. And burn adult wildebeests and juvenile platypuses (or is that platypusi) in voodoo ceremonies celebrating the festival of Baal.

the plural can be platypuses, platypus or platypi