Subject: To all Americans...

Milo and Otis?

Friends trying to irritate me call me "Benji." My workspace has several Benji movie posters on it because coworkers think they're funny. That's a nickname I'll never embrace. On the other hand, I resisted the nickname "Scoonie" for a while, but now my whole family and my girlfriend call me that. Go figure.

benji wasn't directed at you. :)