Subject: [nt] mr_gibbage

or the queen. ask him if he's boinked the queen!

I had Maggie T on my random old woman logo at one point, but that is as far as I have gone.
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Hrm. I am concerned about your lack of aggressiveness. You should have tried harder. That makes me question your ability to lead our team to victory over the Poles. I need additional information to allow me to become comfortable.

1) When the moon is in the seventh house, and Jupiter aligns with Mars, then WHY will peace guide the planets? (Does anyone out there have ANY idea what I'm talking about?)

2) Shakespeare - Literature or Crap?

3) Speaking of Crap, why does British food taste so bad but British beer taste so good?

4) Do penguins have knees?

they have to be drunk all the time for the food to be tolerable

it's the dawning of the age of aquarious, baby. The age of aquarius.

but British beer taste so good?


What ??

Well, I should have said "Why does British beer taste so good, at least compared to American p!sswater beer?" Better?

1) When the moon is in the seventh house, and Jupiter aligns with Mars, then WHY will peace guide the planets? (Does anyone out there have ANY idea what I'm talking about?)

Astrology - pfft.

2) Shakespeare - Literature or Crap?

Some is literature, but some if fairly over rated. Although a lot of his work has become a cliche because it has been over hyped.

3) Speaking of Crap, why does British food taste so bad but British beer taste so good?

Years of practice! Plus we aren't allowed as many E numbers in our food as you in the US are. Plus the small breweries here do a lot better and come up with the good stuff. A lot of US stuff is mass brewed and hence all tastes the same.

4) Do penguins have knees?

No, just joints at the top of their legs.
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1)"Age of Aquarius" is a song from the first act of the musical "Hair" which the English government tried to have banned as pornographic(there is a nude scene including the entire cast).


2)Pffft..Shakespeare?...everyone knows Francis Bacon wrote all those plays.[clown]

3)The Brits feed their cows other cows brains,this equals bad food.Beer on the other hand doesn't involve brains so they are OK.

4)Penguins have joints?...I want to party with those dudes!

Better :)

Althought I haven't had enough experience with American beer... But it seems that I have been lucky with that.

We've got some awesome beers being brewed by local breweries,the massed produced stuff is dreck,except for Samuel Adams which is OK.But almost every major city has at least one small to mid-sized brewery/brewpub producing excellent beers.

Not enough alcohol in Am beers, though.

Ah I beg to differ,some styles require high alcohol content but most don't.Here in town we have a brewer who makes a kick ass Belgian Red Saison that will numb your face after two pints,of course the style requires that type of alcohol content.Great Lakes brews an imperial stout called Nosferatu that will embalm you if you let it but their Edmund Fitzgerald Porter has a low alcohol percentage but an incredibly high taste percentage(just won its umpteenth medal at the Great American),both are dark beers and mighty good.I've heard really good things about the Sam Adams Hallertau pilsener,a limited seasonal brew available now and that will have a high alcohol content,so give that one a go Jon and we'll compare notes!
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I am really tempted to close and delete this thread due to spam?
Gibbon..pfft..gibbage, can I?:)


*Giggles*

*Hopes not to get a reply with a gibe*

You should ban the spam starter, Max, for sure!

I apologize for my spamlike incursions in your election thread.Hopefully my voting for you will mollify you somewhat.(But beer talk is near and dear to my heart!)_
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