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My nats team candidacy is based upon ridiculing our opponents. Remember all those times I reduced islander to tears? That's what I'll do to our opponents.
I decided to run for the sole purpose of voting for myself.
As for my managerial philosophies, I favor players with "unconventional" skillsets. So those of you who have trained American players with odd skillsets, you should vote for me because your players will get caps.
What are my feelings about the other candidates?
Well, mr. gibbage is a limey Brit. Is that what you want in a nats manager? Look at what David Beckham did when he came over here... he only played 5 minutes because his vagina hurt.
Vondocha... what can I say? He's just a pup. You don't want to vote for young people... they might get grounded for forgetting to make their bed and not be able to manage the team.
3wide I can't take seriously. He's like the North Korean entrant to the Miss Universe pageant. I mean, it's cute that he's making the effort, but come on...
Got any questions? I'd be happy to ridicule you and then sort of answer your question while tooting my own horn.
I decided to run for the sole purpose of voting for myself.
As for my managerial philosophies, I favor players with "unconventional" skillsets. So those of you who have trained American players with odd skillsets, you should vote for me because your players will get caps.
What are my feelings about the other candidates?
Well, mr. gibbage is a limey Brit. Is that what you want in a nats manager? Look at what David Beckham did when he came over here... he only played 5 minutes because his vagina hurt.
Vondocha... what can I say? He's just a pup. You don't want to vote for young people... they might get grounded for forgetting to make their bed and not be able to manage the team.
3wide I can't take seriously. He's like the North Korean entrant to the Miss Universe pageant. I mean, it's cute that he's making the effort, but come on...
Got any questions? I'd be happy to ridicule you and then sort of answer your question while tooting my own horn.
If the Sokker nats elections were the U.S. primaries, llama would be Dennis Kucinich. I will not dignify his campaign with my attention.
Nice. Clearly a knowledgeable candidate. Very few on here would even know to cite Kuchinich.
In that spirit, I shall ask you a probing question to determine whether you should get a second vote beyond your own:
You know how when you are driving down the street you see one sneaker sitting on the side of the road or hanging from an overhead power line? WHERE DID THE OTHER SNEAKER GO?
In that spirit, I shall ask you a probing question to determine whether you should get a second vote beyond your own:
You know how when you are driving down the street you see one sneaker sitting on the side of the road or hanging from an overhead power line? WHERE DID THE OTHER SNEAKER GO?
Dennis is my congressman!We sure are proud of our wacky peace mongering liberal(the city I live in is so right-wing W has visited us twice for rallies).Plus he's got a really hot wife
"You know how when you are driving down the street you see one sneaker sitting on the side of the road or hanging from an overhead power line? WHERE DID THE OTHER SNEAKER GO?"
Well, it's always two sneakers hanging from the power line, but I understand the question.
There are several theories as to the shoe mystery. The simplest is that a kid or whatever is dangling their feet out of the window and loses one of the shoes.
The other potential answer is that the person took their shoes off prior to getting in the car and put them on the car roof and forgot about them. In that case the answer to "where's the other shoe" is "probably somewhere else along the road."
Well, it's always two sneakers hanging from the power line, but I understand the question.
There are several theories as to the shoe mystery. The simplest is that a kid or whatever is dangling their feet out of the window and loses one of the shoes.
The other potential answer is that the person took their shoes off prior to getting in the car and put them on the car roof and forgot about them. In that case the answer to "where's the other shoe" is "probably somewhere else along the road."
Hrm. Ok, that is an improvement. Now for a hard one.
Why do you drive on a parkway but park on a driveway?
[sarcastic]
Why do you drive on a parkway but park on a driveway?
[sarcastic]
True,true..........kinda gives me the creeps that couple though.
I don't understand the question because I'm from Texas. I only drive on the homeless, cripples, and oppressed minorities.
Fred Thompson gets my vote because he's got a hot wife. I don't give a crap about his politics, I'm voting based on boobs.
Well then you've gotta go with Hillary don't you since she's the only candidate(ostensibly) with hooters?
Psstt... Hillary has a bigger penis than you do.
Ah, I see you are declaring your vote for gibbage even though you crippled my starting keeper last week. You wound me, sir.