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Subject: [nt] benmor78
Ah, I see you are declaring your vote for gibbage even though you crippled my starting keeper last week. You wound me, sir.
C'mon you're a tough Texan,you can take it.Besides I could switch my vote at any time.We Germans are sneaky like that.
I'd never vote from anyone from texas. Too close to dallas, even if you're not IN dallas itself.
Sorry, unless you mail me pictures of you wearing eagles jersey, i won't even consider you.
Sorry, unless you mail me pictures of you wearing eagles jersey, i won't even consider you.
What about a Patriots fan living in Dallas???
LOL
LOL
Eagles fans have every reason to be bitter I guess, being the only NFC East team to never win a Super Bowl, while the rest of the division has 10 wins between them, with 5 of those coming from America's Team. I mean, I'll bet Eagles fans have to start therapy at an early age knowing that our nation was started in Philadelphia and yet America's Team is in Dallas, Texas. That's got to be tough to cope with.
I don't blame you, Guac. As a Rangers fan, I know how easy it can be to resent the fans of obviously superior franchises. Stay strong dude!
I don't blame you, Guac. As a Rangers fan, I know how easy it can be to resent the fans of obviously superior franchises. Stay strong dude!
"What about a Patriots fan living in Dallas???"
They're called "band wagoners".
They're called "band wagoners".
Since gibbage's thread has degenerated into petty power plays between mods and admins, I encourage you, the Sokker American public, to vote for me. Because I do not have the power to change your language preferences, or edit your posts, or anything like that... I'm the one you want.
You don't want to vote for a "Sokker insider," Sokker Americans. You want to vote for an outsider, a maverick, someone who will buck the system. Also, we spent a lot of blood and tears to get out from under the British boot in a little war called, oh, I don't know, THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION! A vote for gibbage = stamp taxes. Remember that.
You don't want to vote for a "Sokker insider," Sokker Americans. You want to vote for an outsider, a maverick, someone who will buck the system. Also, we spent a lot of blood and tears to get out from under the British boot in a little war called, oh, I don't know, THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION! A vote for gibbage = stamp taxes. Remember that.
hey, i started going off topic in gubby's thread, so you can't hold that against him.
Yep, the British... if you guys vote for gibbage, stamp taxes are just the beginning. He'll take away our guns!
Remember what Hugh Grant did to Elizabeth Hurley? He got caught with a trashy prostitute when he was with the hottest woman on earth. That's not how an American would treat Elizabeth Hurley. An American would make sweet, sweet American love to Liz Hurley (missionary position only, lights out, and no, repeat, no orgasm!) and then make her make him a sandwich. That's what I'll do for you, America, if you vote for me.
Remember what Hugh Grant did to Elizabeth Hurley? He got caught with a trashy prostitute when he was with the hottest woman on earth. That's not how an American would treat Elizabeth Hurley. An American would make sweet, sweet American love to Liz Hurley (missionary position only, lights out, and no, repeat, no orgasm!) and then make her make him a sandwich. That's what I'll do for you, America, if you vote for me.
damn, that's the best election posting i've ever read.
A vote for me is a vote for ridiculing our opponents and making sweet, sweet love to Elizabeth Hurley.