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Subject: Chuck Norris
I didn't know that!
Were you aware that Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas?
Were you aware that Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas?
Where do you get yours from? If you don't want to unveil it in public please send me a mail :').
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I just made a new tactics for todays match. I named it "Chuck Norris", now I am going to win everybody:)
I just made a new tactics for todays match. I named it "Chuck Norris", now I am going to win everybody:)
No Chuck Norris exists in SK - YET.
It is possible it could.
It is possible it could.
Rumors exist that Chuck Norris has assumed the name Orien Wallace to determine how to take over SK.
He's mentioned his disrespect for that "puffy poser" Rakes Baby Kakes.
He's mentioned his disrespect for that "puffy poser" Rakes Baby Kakes.
It would be unfair for a player to be named "Chuck Norris." The very name being placed on an electronic figment of a server's imagination would immediately make that player the dominant player in the game.
When Chuck Norris had his first erection as a three year old toddler, he accidentally poked a hole in the ozone layer. Over Antarctica.
When Chuck Norris had his first erection as a three year old toddler, he accidentally poked a hole in the ozone layer. Over Antarctica.
I feel responsible for bringing this epidemic of Chuck Norris facts to Sokker... It was here in Freestyle USA in the Houston new team thread where it all began. Someone said something about Chuck and that is when I went off because some guy thought he knew Chuck Norris. But dont get me wrong. I love it!
After a recently discovered pattern, scientists are trying to figure out why all dinosaur remains have a size 11 footprint across the chin… But we all know why.
After a recently discovered pattern, scientists are trying to figure out why all dinosaur remains have a size 11 footprint across the chin… But we all know why.
This isn't your doing. I have declared every Wednesday at work "Whup Ass Wednesday," and people flagrantly violate the "no non-business email" policy by sending random Chuck Norris facts around. I got bored of ending all my quotes with analogies, so I moved on to Chuck....
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.
Im just saying I had listed most of your quotes about two months ago in that thread.
I'll find some you didn't list....
Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.
Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.
There is some evidence that he could -
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.