Subject: »A lymeric/THREAT to the form monkey

Oh form monkey be kind to us Scottish players,
If not you shall meet the main slayer.
He wears a dark robe,
has a very large ear lobe,
Is extremely ugly,
and wanders about smugly,
his name i hear you ask, well he tends to love candy,

YES his name is.....

rtg, who is feeling a little randy ?

Players on low form forever
Will make you want to go on a bender
They might make you feel some anger
But don't go off yer napper

He wears a dark robe,
has a very large ear lobe,
Is extremely ugly,
and wanders about smugly,
his name i hear you ask, well he tends to love candy,

That's mean, why would you say that about me?